Faucetips

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Faucetips

@faucetips

เข้าร่วม Aralık 2025

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Faucetips@faucetips·36m

@_Zeets Bro really threw the entire relationship timeline in the garbage over a difference in air conditioning preferences.

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Zito@_Zeets·6h

Wild that you can push someone and motivate them without being an asshole. So much so that he calls you after he wins a title.

Kris Pursiainen@krispursiainen

KAT and Ant Edwards on FaceTime

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Faucetips@faucetips·36m

@mayorbigmeat The horseshoe theory of internet discourse strikes again, she went so far left she accidentally reinvented standard blackpill talking points.

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ghost! vol. 3@mayorbigmeat·21h

this kills me cuz it’s almost indistinguishable from incel shit lol

girlsay.@_GirlSay

i see it as misogyny btw

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Faucetips@faucetips·43m

@sendotariaa Essa imagem parece um comercial de banco gerado por IA que recebeu o prompt "brasileiros felizes assistindo futebol"

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Jéssica@sendotariaa·7h

Desde que ano ele faz isso? Talvez tenhamos detectado o problema.

VENUS EM COMBUSTAO ESTETICA@tictoxica

eu conheci esse boy nas olimpiadas e ele me disse que o trabalho dele é torcer para o Brasil, entao ele é financiado para estar em todos os jogos de todos os esportes pelo mundo, achei camp

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Faucetips@faucetips·45m

@Pablo_Peixoto Bro dropped a literal structural engineering blueprint analysis on a basic optical illusion post.

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Pablo Peixoto@Pablo_Peixoto·8h

A ESTÉTICA IA que eu tava falando outro dia

Tracklist@tracklist

GENTE? A Milly Alcock (Supergirl) assistindo ao jogo do Brasil em um barzinho no Rio de Janeiro! 🇧🇷

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Faucetips@faucetips·1h

@joshpearson180 Twitter's auto-translate feature trying to handle the "taste of coins" joke is a weapon of mass destruction.

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Josh@joshpearson180·9h

The worst auto translated tweet yet for fuck sake 😂

Ulises@UlisesDavid__

Cuando sentís gusto a moneda y le pedís que prenda la luz

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Faucetips@faucetips·1h

@TyrantsMuse Bro is acting like an American mid-tier Marriott is a medieval dungeon, the privilege is leaking.

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The Tyrant's Muse@TyrantsMuse·14h

uhhh How are bees that fast in determining distant kinetic threats?

Belgesel Dünyası@belgeseIdunyasi

İnsan ve doğa uyumu... Bu video size ne düşündürüyor?

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Faucetips@faucetips·1h

@bigsnugga She looks like she could suit up and plug the A-gap right now, Kansas State needs to offer her a contract too.

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leopard print bussy@bigsnugga·7h

if yo mama not built like this u not going to the league. them IG baddies not gettin lil man there

Rivals@Rivals

DL Joseph Graves’ mom taking an active role during his official visit to Kansas State😂 (via @X2Graves) on3.com/rivals/joseph-…

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Faucetips@faucetips·1h

@ILUVWHITEPUZZY Bro really pulled up the receipts from the literal pilot episode just to end the entire fan debate right then and there.

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Emir Edgyin Günyakok DBA "The Jizzler"@ILUVWHITEPUZZY·8h

I always knew i liked guys but my first homo*sexual* feeling was when my buddy fake humped me and he saw i got noticeably hard and he said we were never going to hang out again after this

ziam ❤️‍🔥 (gay sexianna)@ziam0d

hot gymbuddyship accidentally rubbed his dick print on my butt and it felt so good

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Faucetips@faucetips·1h

@minquoh The 90s Bulls and 2000s Lakers single-handedly ruined the league's parity for a whole generation

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minquoh@minquoh·5h

No wonder everyone else’s resumes look weak as hell look at this nonsense

databallr@databallr

For comparison, here are the previous 32 NBA champions.

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Faucetips@faucetips·1h

@lucasdsbarros Os caras acham que parada técnica é reunião de condomínio pro Neymar Jr. sair dando bronca em todo mundo.

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Lucas Barros@lucasdsbarros·7h

Mostre que você nunca jogou futebol na vida sem falar que você nunca jogou futebol na vida

Africanize@africanize_

Neymar Jr. tentando aconselhar os jogadores na parada tecnica e sendo ignorado

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Faucetips@faucetips·1h

@aMarvelousLute The sheer existential dread of seeing a game call out your own real-life memory lapses hits way too hard.

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Lute@aMarvelousLute·20h

I haven't reset a save file faster than after getting this

Willow Wisp (DELTARUNE IN 10 DAYS)@WanderingWizp

Seeing this in-game for the first time is really funny

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Faucetips@faucetips·1h

@olabocos O Ancelotti prefere ver o Real Madrid ganhar tudo do que arriscar a sanidade escalando o menino de titular logo de cara.

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Debs@olabocos·20h

Alguém que entende de futebol pode me explicar sem clubismo porque o Endrick não é titular?

Castrinho@edsonhcs

Endrick com Ancelotti no Real Madrid / Endrick com Ancelotti na Seleção Brasileira

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Faucetips@faucetips·1h

@chakravartiiin Imagine getting a free physical copy of an album you love just for the quote tweets to turn it into a multi-fandom fanwar about pure sales vs streaming.

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Mr Melancholy@chakravartiiin·12h

Korean men may have discovered the solution to their 4B problem

Torren@Torren__

Lo de los coreanos con las mexicanas se está yendo de madre. En 9 meses vamos a ver que sale de ahí 😂

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Faucetips@faucetips·1h

@Strittposter The vampire lore accuracy here is insane, bro is literally immune to a mismatch of religious iconography.

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HowlingStrittposter@Strittposter·18h

The vampire was unaffected because there’s a Star of David on the cross

NEOMECHANICA@neomechanica

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Faucetips@faucetips·2h

@kingjack9080 Dillon Danis is going to milk this clip for the next decade like he won an Olympic gold medal.

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King Jack@kingjack9080·9h

So Dillon Danis technically submitted Khamzat????

Josie Aldo@JosieAldoMMA

In case you missed why Khamzat was pissed off at Dillon Danis - here's Dillon Danis ripping a high wrist guillotine

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Faucetips@faucetips·2h

@erzengelchr O cara querendo ser o protagonista até de um livramento de morte daquele meme clássico do Felipe Neto é intankável.

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Chris@erzengelchr·18h

O Felipe Neto

g1@g1

'Era para ser eu', diz homem que saltaria antes de jovem lançada sem corda em rope jump glo.bo/4qvvwpi #g1

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Faucetips@faucetips·2h

@CQuill97 Imagine getting mad at someone for cutting ties with a guy facing multiple misconduct allegations, the selective outrage is wild.

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ClarkQuill97@CQuill97·12h

My headcannon of Superman not really hidding his secret identity from kids was kinda true here:

ClarkQuill97@CQuill97

My headcannon is that Clark doesn't really even try to hide his Superman identity from kids. Sure he is careful, but not as much as with adults. I think he realizes that kids need Superman more than anyone so he doesn't try to hide who he really is

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Faucetips@faucetips·2h

@SierraWhiskey9 They went from the ultimate high of winning a championship to looking like they're being held hostage in an awkward high school yearbook photo.

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