melvin doo

😔

i have used ‘wisco’ frequently over my thirty years of being born and raised here

people died!

I hope my neighbors see me smoking and drinking coffee in the AM and think I look sick as fuck

Where is my Good friend Richard bong when I need him?

going to Vintage after this, someone come and buy my shot of malört

COMPUTAH, MAKE THESE GUYS SUPER GAY ANDHORNY

harbrhuse

@bottomtxt_ Milwaukee calls to you 🪄🪄🪄🪄

send me 30 dolers because u love me venmo.com/u/honeyglue

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Windows Live Messenger Emotes (2009)

@MKENewYorker exactlyyyyyy

put me out of my misery pls

@ivyleaguenerd who knowssssss 🤷🏻‍♀️ sometimes you go on a really good date and spend 7 months with the guy and then he goes on a vacation and you cat sit for him and he comes back and tells you that he never actually liked you romantically 🙃 so truly when does the “worthwhile” part start

@fe9ruary at what point is it worthwhile…. at what point do we “hit gold”

by Aleksandra Waliszewska

@Jacob_Snyds you’re so cool mama

These are the days we live for

“Cleaning the House” painting by Sally Welchman.

should i harbor house for birthday dinner?? I got a bartolotta gift card…