maria sharabofa

aurora borealis at this time of year…. at this time of day.. in this part of the country…. localized entirely within my bedroom last night

@wasianfemcel621 call her echo the dolphin the way she’s only fish on a computer

checked oomf's selfies and it has a SynthID tag :/ trans girls please don't edit/generate your face with ai, it's not worth it

@jackietrackmarx it did not feel warm lol and i was mortified but yeah i doubt anyone actually even noticed it

@femmemancer ohhh that's pretty endearing then honestly lol

confession: i saw tim heidecker a few years ago and midway thru he was doing a setup and i thought he deadpanned a really funny line so i guffawed but apparently it wasn’t supposed to be a joke and i’m the only one who laughed and he called me out i’m sorry tim i’m sorry i’m s

@jackietrackmarx in his defense all he said was throw out “ohhoho someone had too much to drink tonight” in my general direction and he wasn’t exactly wrong

@jackietrackmarx his whole act is anti-jokes!! fuck me for buying into it too hard i guess!

@sunspearpoison @HitFactoryPod i’m not reading all that

@femmemancer @HitFactoryPod If you’ve ever been an assistant you know it’s a LOT of having to complain / force / fix issues on behalf of the boss. You can’t be reserved. The willingness to be insufferable valuable lol and most people wouldn’t just grab the phone of someone they’re trying to impress

showing chutzpa and proving my worth as a personal assistant by answering the phone, placing the caller on hold, then immediately handing the phone to my boss to take the call without any further details.

@sunspearpoison @HitFactoryPod yes, so then why is she hiring an assistant when clearly she’s been able to manage just fine so far? this isn’t a position that needs to be filled for her, that’s my point

@femmemancer @HitFactoryPod She’s clearly not desperate for anything. She’s amused at best the entire scene, and the ending is more about having the audacity to take the boss’s phone than it is about being a smart receptionist lol

@Transgen_Deer it’s annoying because the first season’s emotional climax hinges fully on the tension between the two characters and then season 2 they’re like “what if everyone has guns for some reason” and season 3 is…. whatever this is

Based purely on my tl it seems like a significant chunk of Euphoria is abt Rue and Jules’ messy years-long situationship and on that assumption alone i might finally have to watch it

this is additionally funny bc they setup this lady’s biggest client as this brash manchild TV star fuckboy and the girl answering the phone later gets into a ton of trouble by setting him up with an OF model like he hadn’t ever met any women who do OF up until that point i guess

@polypocketknife yes they’re called tradwives

i know there are age regressors but are there time regressors? like your fantasy is you both stay the same age but it’s 2007

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i found this in a tiktok comment section😭

won my first Grand Prize on Ballroom. FACE BABYYY FACE!!Fame Queen represent!!

@kyliefemme 🔥🔥🔥

need to know his story

sex used to have soul. emotions. it wasn’t just nutting.

@alexislosing that’s not a urethra problem that’s a problem with the World

@femmemancer eh 3/10 for those of us with short ones. it's literally so easy to get a uti 😭 plus one of my friends progressed from a mild uti (she didn't even really notice it) to being hospitalized with a double kidney infection in an ALARMINGLY short amount of time

girl don’t sleep on The urethra.

waist: arched ✅ hips: sassy ✅ hole: busted 🫡

if this takes off and i forgot “hole” i’m gonna eat a knife

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