the return of fernywap

mexicans b like dude imagine if mexico wins the world cup imagine dude

I <3 BEING MEXICAN

summer plans

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

bush out in bushwick

Girl, your 30s with a 20s face card is elite level aura

when i die make sure my funeral has an afters

sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

delete the apps, they are ALWAYS self harm

I KINDA HATE YOU BUT... IT DOESN'T MATTER LET ME DANCE...

@worstmichael happiest of birthdays pavlov ❤️

I turned 35 today. Realizing I should have kept better track of all the marriage pacts I made in my 20s because surely some should be taking effect by now

@partymom6 begging pls

@fernnn7 i should send this to my upstairs neighbors to send to them

beach house u want to tour sooo bad and be on festival lineups sooooon

How it feels to say “I dunno, I thought it was fun” after someone tells me they hated a movie

coachella u want to book tame impala and beach house soooooOoo bad

oh no i’m single and 30 and sexy and can do whatever i want ahhhhhh they’re gonna kill me

wtf do u know about uptown funk?

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you