Postman Pants

@Angryfinger @captainpuddin ok boys this is how you do it twitter.com/Arsenal/status…

@_Alfista Loved a day trip there as a kid.

I love a seaside town in winter or a bleak cold midweek day & today’s trip is Walton on the Naze, it’s not disappointing. Half the shops closed bar a few warm cafes & empty golden sands. I honestly feel free & comfortable in places like this.

@sinkas2 What did you help yourself to

Second time in about a month an apartment in Applecross seems to have had all its contents dumped, and it appears they are inflencer-youtube-film equipt, and boxes and bags if promo junk I guess they went back to where they came frim?

@sinkas2 Will have to check it out, I'll get my Cornish mate to try a pastie, he's a pastie snob

@fightingpants your profile wouldnt come up..

@sinkas2 Still here, always lurking

@sinkas2 Nice pick up, amazing what some people chuck out

Roadside pickup, about 2005 Avanti Blade-sport. Looks like owner replaced chain, but didnt shorten it, so made for terrible chain jamming Absolutely fine in bigger gears

The Onion did the reporting that most journalists are afraid to do.

It’s an exploding rectum night on here it seems. @Mattisamazing33 @JDIrwinbooks

@wheresshelly It wasn't bad but a few local schools on both sides go back tomorrow and Wednesday swe will see

@fightingpants I told my boss, I'll be there when I'm there 😂

Me vs Stirling Bridge tomorrow morning. That's gonna be fun!

@buena38 @wheresshelly Believe it is staying now they are not changing the bridge alignment

@wheresshelly Eek good luck! 😬 Do you know what's happening with the containbow btw? Staying or moving?

@sinkas2 😂😂

Every year, about this time, new year resolute gym brohs n babes been back at gym monday and weds, now in agony and want an MRI. "Oh look gary, its 51 weeks since you came in agony last year..."

@sinkas2 All the gear and no idea 😂

Must be day zero for well paid corporates as there were at least a dozen new big dollar ebikes on the way riding in, Including one Specialized with a flat tyre that i offered up tools and patches, the rider was trying to ring the shop she bought it from... $7k by the looks

Trump: “We’re going to run Venezuela to make sure it's run properly” The country he’s supposed to be running:

You gotta do what you gotta do

Nigella Lawson. An absolute babe, but what a dirty bitch 🥴

@sinkas2 You sure do get them

Had a bloke in earlier who was sitting in his backyard, when he heard rustling sound from above and a partially consumed roast chicken in a bag landed next to him with a thud. "Ran out front but no one in the street" "it was still warm and smelt great"

@sinkas2 Lose out big time not selling piss at this time of year

@fightingpants Lol, byo carton.

The legends at this Pub in Perth , forgot to renew thier liquor licence! ...Slim Dusty...theres nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear....

@sinkas2 High road hotel was better, beer garden live bands etc, got bulldozed for a Coles. The Rivo now is where Sizzler was.

@fightingpants I thought riverton waa off great eastern higway its the owd high road tavern

A Ryanair Flight Attendant was fired today. Well, when I say fired, they tried, but his departure was delayed 4 times before being cancelled 5 minutes before he was supposed to go. We'll see you tomorrow then Nigel.