fritz.

@clownworld @MConniption 😆

@9NewsQueensland This was hard to watch. Lock him up, 10 years jail minimum.

A Sunnybank man has been left shocked after an Australia Post driver was caught on camera carelessly handling a delicate delivery. Vision shows the fragile parcel, containing a new iPad which was a birthday gift for the man's sister, being dropped at his front door. #9News

@padspoker check

Proudflop opens and we have an awkward stack and an awkward hand. What would you do? $1k MTT, $100K for first. Call? 3bf? 3bc? Jam? Fold? Everything is on the table here.

@Rossmac212 @Terrarse @MConniption

The old woman finally lost her patience😂

@isskate4out How soon?

soon.

Fuck me. Huawei may be Chinese State surveillance but I just put my phone in the washing machine by mistake, along with my bed sheets. And it STILL WORKS!!! There is a God after all & s/he/it is Chinese :)

Reply to this tweet with a fluke win. I'll start:

An absolute banger of a fight between top contenders will take place on February 18th

@smithhmackenzie You trying to start an argument!?

You’re not a happy person if you’re arguing with strangers online.

@jedigoodman that smirk at the end lol

#Awkward twitter.com/JustTheFights/…

@SpringSpringB Couldn't imagine Mckenna getting into a fist fight 🤣

@MConniption @OzraeliAvi @elonmusk

@OzraeliAvi @elonmusk Enjoy your myocarditis

Thank goodness Twitter now alerts users when the communist regime of Canada is the source of propaganda. This warning will save lives. Cheers, @elonmusk!

@myspacetom @elonmusk

@elonmusk Depends who you get to run it ! 🤔

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

@myspacetom @elonmusk Myspace was the peak of social media. Its time for Tom to return!

@SBF_FTX @tier10k

@tier10k If this is true then I wasn't a member of that inner circle (I'm quite sure it's just false; I have never heard of such a group)

Members of the inner circle of power at FTX formed a chat group called “Wirefraud” and were using it to send secret information about operations in the lead-up to the company’s spectacular failure. afr.com/companies/fina…

@GGCIR8991 @UFC_AUSNZ Could you imagine! He wont take that fight though

@UFC_AUSNZ I'd love to see Paddy The Fatty vs Ilia Topuria next #UFC282

He's bringing that win back to Liverpool! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Who's next for Paddy The Baddy?! #UFC282

@MMAFighting Paddy went from a likable guy to an arrogant asshole in one week

In response to anybody who feels he lost, Paddy Pimblett says, "Suck me asshole" 😳 Full #UFC282 scrum ▶️ youtu.be/iNehfA7nGCA

@humble_slice @nypost Just creatine

@nypost Totally natural 50 year old man...

Joe Rogan accuses Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson of steroid use trib.al/u3fyMKv

@KarenFootage This is my all time personal favorite Karen