Chad

BREAKING NEWS! We are proud to announce that @SpeakerPelosi will be throwing out the first pitch at our annual #NightOut at the Nats tomorrow night! Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi will join us for the largest LGBTQ+ event in major league sports. Get Tix here mlb.com/nationals/tick…

Smokey wants you to know only you can put out my forest fire

Ugh, it’s going to rain my entire shift. Come visit me, I’ll be moist

There is a new Queer Eye on Netflix, look at them sneaking it in outside of gay pride month

And ordered. When I drunk order McDonalds I think of @jbouvier, and not sad about that

Fighting the drunk urge to order McDonalds

Damn, Cyprus’s Eurovision is hot 🥵

And I PRed on squats

Happy Leg Day to all those who celebrate!

@breimels Pack me in your suitcase please and thank you

The @USPS driver just spit on the site walk outside of Little Gay Pub. I consider that a homophobic act

Rewrote my resume and applied to another job 🤞

My AirPods aren’t charged, I might as well be naked at the gym

Fuck yes, Apple turned my favorite books, Wool, into a tv show. I hope they do it justice!

@ptklein That limit does not exist

@Steven_James84 @ptklein True. I also have all of the extended cuts