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@BigToofedBlonde If you leave more work, damage, confusion, for someone else, you are an asshole

A mosquito just tried to bite me in my own damn house. The nerve 🤨😤

@Lunar_Luster Yup, have to redo the math again 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

I actually do forget how old I am sometimes. Can't remember if I turned the new age yet 😭😂

@Lunar_Luster That’s awesome 😎

Does anyone else's dog thank them after they get fed or given a treat? Every time my dog eats her food or if she is given a dog bone, she comes to give thank you kisses every time. I didn't teach her this. I've never had a dog do this before. It's the sweetest thing 🥰

@nycfemm 🤣🤣

That girl looks amazing. The way she moves is... captivating. And the way she plays is absolutely talented. And she's having so much fun. ♥️

@JO7533 @SkinMuffins 🎯

If you’re a dick on here, you’re probably a shitbag in real life…

@MarieIsabellaB 😬🤣

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@faerylfangs @destineybleu 👏🏼👏🏼

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy

@AngelicaRNSFW 🤗

Sportsbra is on, time to go workout.

@woofknight Weird is relative 🫶🏼

I'm definitely a weirdo. I'm supposed to be getting dressed but I'm standing in my closet with my laptop browsing household goods on Amazon in my bra and panties. Because the ADD said we needed to start doing that ASAP before I finish getting dressed.

@1CellyBelly1 👏🏼👏🏼

I always try to be. 🫶🏼

@1CellyBelly1 Wow 🤯

So today is the anniversary of my mum passing away. I got this message from one of her so called friends. She likes to send me crazy messages like this every year. I had a close relationship with my mum. She would be so disappointed in this person 🥺

@1CellyBelly1 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

Many times every week 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

Wild saturday night 🌙 cozy in bed with a movie and ice cream

“He r*ped me.” “Donald Trump had r*ped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.” “She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a su!cide.” ….directly from the Epstein files. Don't stop talking about the Epstein files. Don't stop talking about the Epstein files.

@Charseawin22 @HeatherThomasAF And these guys have minimal training, intelligence and no soul

@garyfixstuff @HeatherThomasAF I shudder to think about the possibility of them doing "pat downs". I once had a par down from a regular TSA agent that sure seemed to border on "inappropriate".

SO the guys who steal phones and jewelry are gonna put their hands in our bags?

@DrClownPhD 🤣🤣

This could be love! 😍

Emotional 😢 ‘The Battle of Sperm’