Geraint

This tree must be fucking mental.

@spartaargyle This is why we'll never know

@geraintgriffith They had a vial in the table. Then knocked it off

They're not going to tell us what it is, though.

@KendalPeters11 @anna_bobs It certainly makes it easier to explain those long absences when you consider they're involved in highly scientific research.

@anna_bobs @geraintgriffith Someone posted on here that all the babies that die have the secrets to cure all diseases given to them by God....... So I can believe that cats are in on the act as well.

@anna_bobs They've probably know it is for decades, and they're just holding out for a nice bit of fish.

Is this about up the arse

Murphy looks a lot like his owner, it's uncanny

Applications for Everyone I Have Ever Slept With Part II are now being invited

Subtly body shaming the widow by AI here.

Didn't think it through Vol 355672

Yer dad walks round the garden in his Oodie and pretends he's one of The Traitors #traitors

I don't understand the need to advertise Christmas when it's already quite popular. #christmasadverts

@icod Good point 😊

@geraintgriffith Lol or petits

It's petit, actually

I can't believe it's been 10 years (yesterday) etc...

The Velvet London Underground

@badnewspapers My cat has realised that, if he threatens to urinate on things, he gets fed. He's just a manipulative little bastard.

@geraintgriffith Oi Geraint it is I--------->me hello it has been a while, love I do certainly hope you are well, I go through you TL after me thought is present My kitten cat is wee-weeing everywhere, and I believe it means my kitten cat is trying to tell me he yes Roman the menice, needs to see the vet You had been through this with you lovely pussy mate, wut was the cause of his wee-weeing issues was it medical or marking his trearatory I researched it but logically he is asking for help him is ill I think Wut do you think it costs a grand to see the vet each time, some fecking way, idk, but the test ffs

'You can't put that up in our town!' Unsightly erections etc...

Horses.. The only animal with a natural Mohawk and no access to gel.

Whoever told me that Toploader had been killed by mortar fire at Arnhem was obviously lying. #VEDay80

@WellthorpeEdna Certainly not. Urgh.

Filling my vape with turkey fat because I don't think I've had enough calories yet.