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It’ll all pay off soon. Keep grinding!....🤌🏽😔💭

Whoever said talking to yourself is weird has obviously never been high enough to answer their own questions 😭💨🍃

Stoners give the best advice because they’ve spent 3 hours thinking about a problem that only existed for 5 minutes.

😌 Follow for follow is the only relationship where both people promise forever... and one person disappears after 24 hours.

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Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with good people💯👍

Made with GPT-Image-2 + Seedance 2.0 by @yapper_so Full prompt below: "Create a 15-second stylized 3D animated cooking comedy with playful Eastern martial-arts cooking energy. Use the uploaded character sheet as the fixed visual reference for BAOBAO and the senior chef. Keep both characters consistent throughout the video, including their faces, proportions, outfits, colors, signature props, and warm cute design style. Scene: A cozy Chinese restaurant kitchen with one clear wooden prep table in the center. The background includes bamboo steamers, simple red lanterns, warm wooden shelves, ceramic bowls, chopsticks, soft steam, flour dust, and golden restaurant lighting. The background should feel rich and warm, but not crowded. Keep the two characters as the main focus. Characters: BAOBAO is a cute small chef, hardworking and expressive. The senior chef is round, cheerful, sleepy, lazy, and lovable. Story: BAOBAO works very hard to make perfect xiaolongbao. The senior chef pretends to supervise, but slowly gets sleepy. When BAOBAO finishes a beautiful basket of xiaolongbao, the senior chef cannot resist the smell and secretly eats one. BAOBAO catches him. Instead of getting angry, BAOBAO uses playful martial-arts-style cooking footwork to protect the remaining dumplings. The moment becomes a funny cooking performance. In the end, the senior chef admits the dumplings are delicious and proudly approves BAOBAO. Timeline: 0-3s: Medium full-body shot inside the warm Chinese restaurant kitchen. BAOBAO stands at the central wooden prep table, focused and hardworking, rolling dough and folding xiaolongbao with small precise hand movements. Flour floats in the golden light. The senior chef sits nearby, pretending to supervise, but slowly becomes sleepy while holding chopsticks. 3-5s: BAOBAO speeds up with graceful training-style cooking movements, folding dumplings neatly one after another with rhythmic fingertip taps. The senior chef opens one eye, impressed, then lazily leans back again as if pretending not to care. 5-7s: BAOBAO proudly opens the bamboo steamer to reveal a basket of perfect xiaolongbao. Warm steam rises in soft ribbons. BAOBAO turns away briefly to wipe flour from his hands. The senior chef suddenly wakes up, eyes bright, attracted by the smell. 7-9s: The senior chef quietly reaches in with chopsticks, takes one xiaolongbao, and eats it quickly. BAOBAO turns back and freezes in surprise. The senior chef freezes too, cheeks full, trying to look innocent. Hold this funny pause for clear comedy timing. 9-12s: The senior chef slowly reaches toward the steamer again for a second dumpling. BAOBAO quickly slides in front of the basket with playful training-style footwork. He spins the bamboo steamer lid in a smooth circular cooking flourish and gently covers the basket. The senior chef reaches left and right comically, but BAOBAO blocks him each time with the lid and a proud little stance. 12-15s: The senior chef stops, laughs warmly, and gives BAOBAO a big thumbs-up. BAOBAO blushes proudly. The senior chef pats the table beside the steamer in approval. BAOBAO presents the bamboo steamer toward the camera. Both characters smile together in a warm heroic final pose as soft steam curls around them. Visual style: Premium stylized 3D animated family-film quality, expressive cartoon face acting, warm cinematic Chinese restaurant lighting, polished bamboo textures, soft flour particles, gentle steam ribbon effects, cozy restaurant atmosphere. Camera: Smooth cinematic camera, mostly medium full-body shots. Keep BAOBAO, the senior chef, the wooden table, bamboo steamer, dumplings, chopsticks, hands, feet, and facial expressions clearly visible. Use a gentle push-in during the secret dumpling eating moment. Use a small controlled camera move during BAOBAO's steamer-lid cooking flourish. End with a warm final hero shot. Motion style: Playful martial-arts cooking choreography, rhythmic hand movements, cute comedy timing, smooth readable animation, expressive body acting, energetic but gentle. Audio: Cheerful Eastern cooking rhythm with light drums, wooden percussion, bamboo flute melody, rolling dough sounds, fingertip folding taps, steamer lid sound, steam whoosh, chopstick tap, funny pause beat when the senior chef is caught, warm triumphant ending music. No lyrics."

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Art by : @IThinkItsArt

Eye drops: the official sponsor of smoking weed and convincing everybody it's just "allergies."

Guess what the lecturer teaching??

They almost made me believe in true love 😘😭💔

I'm in the mood, would you like to join me.

I just reviewed the morning routine of a 36-year-old working mom with ADHD. The way she described her 6:30 AM wake-up explained executive dysfunction better than any medical textbook. She said:

The lighter disappears the second everybody needs it 😭

June 4, 2026:

me after another failed situationship:

do y'all ever look at pictures of yourself as a child and feel emotional? like wow that baby had no idea what was to come in life and smoke this much weed lmao

My dad left when I was nine. Not because he had to. Not because he was struggling. He just decided he didn't want to be a father anymore. For years, I watched him build a new life. A new wife. A new house. A new family. And somehow, there was never room for me. Birthdays came and went. Graduations happened. Christmases passed. Most years, I didn't even get a phone call. Then last month, after almost fifteen years of silence, he showed up at my door. At first, I thought maybe he wanted to apologize. Maybe he finally regretted missing half my life. Instead, he sat on my couch and asked for money. He had medical bills. Debt. Problems he couldn't handle alone. And apparently, now he remembered he had a daughter. I listened quietly. Then I asked him one question. Would you be here if you didn't need something? The room went silent. Because we both knew the answer. He left twenty minutes later. I haven't heard from him since. Some relatives think I should have helped. Maybe they're right. But it's hard to rescue someone who spent years proving you weren't worth saving. And that's the part nobody seems to understand.

Genie: You have three wishes and no you can’t say “wish for more wishes” Me: I wish for more genies Genie:

Marijuana is the lube I use to slide through life