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@cruelsoft 2 min tops (bc i have to peel off the wrapper)

@ghostedpixie I would eat it under 15min (I saw it on my feed this morning too lmao)

it’s insane but i’m insaner

wait it’s baseball opening today i can be happy again

@theabsenceofme like i’ve blocked them atp but if u look at any of my posts that have like 1 rt it’s probs some random bot

@theabsenceofme i got 8 retweets from obvious fake accounts, like all made this month all from the same are and all with 1 follower and all they do is retweet random shit

what is HAPPENING with the retweet bots

coworker isn’t gonna be here until 12 (1.5hr away) and i’m sad i just wanna go home and cry (i’m fine i think just emotionally exhausted)

@lamictalpilled true:(

@lamictalpilled and if they have it’s prob all they talk about 🙄

@lamictalpilled people who wanna compete make me wanna scream. bet they’ve never donated a singular dollar to anyone who might need it more than them.

@ttattooedfairy it’s not fancy like a community bc i won’t give this app money, but it gets the job done of at least collecting us old people 😔

@ghostedpixie omg i love you thank you so much

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@rottingfruits yard !! i’m so excited to be able to invite people over to hang out in our Yard this summer! like i feel like grownup. we’re gonna be the summer bbq house 🥰

@ghostedpixie A YARD!!! hell yeah!!!

my wife and i might be moving at the end of the year to a two bedroom that costs the same as our one bedroom in our current city

@lexspicelatte reply button is for when i’m having two separate conversations at the same time 🙂‍↕️

i get scared when millennials use the reply feature in imessage. please stop and just triple text me instead

@cafeopen247 been like that for a while but i refuse to acknowledge it.

@ghostedpixie ew just realized the button is labeled repost now. its tweet…..

@cafeopen247 and me every day

@rottingfruits just renting (no way we could buy lmaooooo) but yeah i’m so so excited. the inside is honestly a little smaller than our apt, but the yard is fenced and has tree coverage and HUGE

@ghostedpixie oh im so happy you’re moving into a house!! that’s awesome!! but yeah the moving process is terrible everywhere

@rottingfruits MOOD. s and i are moving into a house soon and we’re prepared for the increase in rent thankfully but the process is gonna suck :( literally gonna have to use both of our tax returns (kicker year in our state thankfully) to afford everything

@ghostedpixie that’s true :( im more worried about affording the move (app fee, administrative fee, first months rent, movers, security deposit) than uprooting tho!

@rottingfruits oh good! moving is still so hard, and to Have to do it rather than wanting to sucks :(

@ghostedpixie it won’t be so bad! I looked up our works and we are still within a good distance

literally my shopping list for after work is chocolate and electrolytes 🥲

@rottingfruits bright side more space for less $$? i hope it wouldn’t uproot yall too much :(

I worded this weird I meant we’re moving to a different city bc our current one is too expensive