Slappy McGillicuddy

@GarbageHuman24 Yes

Please settle an argument between me and my wife. Is this girl fat?

@Pixie1z @ToniLL22 Wedding crashers

What movie would you choose?

@vonderleyen Europe is over. You gave it away. Your descendants will despise you for it. WEF has destroyed your heritage. And you applaud. Pathetic.

Hungary has chosen Europe. Europe has always chosen Hungary. A country reclaims its European path. The Union grows stronger. Magyarország Európát választotta. Európa mindig Magyarországot választotta. Egy ország visszatér az európai útjára. Az Unió erősebbé válik.

@Tazerface16 @Ragnorosis China doesn’t want a naval conflict with the USA

@Ragnorosis I'm pretty sure China has naval assets in the area.

You have to be the dumbest fucker on the planet to still be supporting Trump.

@1Nicdar @TonemanLives Black folks came in

Hmmm? 🤔

@realDonaldTrump are we ever going to arrest anybody for all the shit that happened? there’s enough evidence to arrest Merrick Garland. Alejandro Mayorkis, Ilhan Omar, everyone on the January sex committee, Christopher, WRay, Bill Barr, and scores of other people. It’s getting fucking exhausting.

@anindanet @juste_ded 🔫🔫

Pitbull'un saldırısına uğrayan bir köpek, ölü taklidi yaparak kurtuldu.

@BenjaminPDixon @NetworksManager You both get on my nerves.

Palestine has the right to exist.

@BGatesIsaPyscho @MadTweeter11 What an actress

Imagine not being able to freely articulate your experience of flying through space at 25,000mph & around the moon, and having to wait for your Ear Piece to work again. In 2026 even the ‘Astronauts’ talk like the Marxists.

@1Nicdar Schlitz

Hmmm? 🤔

@PeachProof23 @ColorApril

Rent is $0.00. The house is a 10/10. Everything is perfect. 🏠 ​But you have to live in __________. ​Quote tweet with the one state that makes you say "No thanks."

New York

I built CourtWatch.us — a free public database for American citizens who deserve safer communities. You can track which judges released defendants who then got rearrested, skipped court, or violated their release conditions. All public records. All free. I started with Orange County FL and will be expanding to all 67 Florida counties and eventually every state in the country. This first batch of info is from 2024 and since public reports are released in March/April for the previous year, data is behind. But I wanted to see if this is plausible. After adding 2024,I'll add 2025 and then figure out how to get real-time-data uploaded. It's in beta — would love to know what you think 👇 Numbers don't lie, but criminals do. courtwatch.us @bennyjohnson @jockowillink @GrantCardone @LauraLoomer @nickshirleyy @j_fishback

@DawnsMission @BelannF 200+

How many sexual predators do you think are in Congress?

@Real_Ames Better time and place

What immediately comes to mind when you see this?

@FastbreakHoops5 Kobe

If you have to pick just ONE to represent the franchise, who is your choice?

@cenkuygur @LibertarianMama @TuckerCarlson @megynkelly It’s possible to watch Tucker and Megan and still support Trump.

These polls claiming almost no one has broken with Trump within Republican voters are UTTER BULLSHIT. I don't know if they're only polling 80 year olds with landlines, but the idea that the millions of people who watch @TuckerCarlson, @megynkelly and others don't exist is absurd!

@Blueverse01 @helen44767171 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Marco Rubio is losing to Kamala Harris in a potential matchup, according to a new poll. The poll shows Harris with the lead. Do you think this could actually happen?

@ViralVideos Yeah, she should get the fuck out of the way

Bro was so fatigued he forgot to turn off friendly fire