Joe Mama

Returns April 1, 2026

BREAKING: According to my Israeli sources, unfortunately, the Bushehr nuclear reactor in Iran has been placed on the target list of the IDF to be struck after the end of Trump's ultimatum. Russia has evacuated all of its workers at Israel’s request. This is going to cause major radioactive pollution in the Persian Gulf region—Bahrain, Qatar, the UAE, and Saudi Arabia will be exposed. The lives of not only Iranians but also people in these countries will be affected by this action. #OperationEpicFury #OperationLionsRoar

@JavierBlas Caught you on odd lots. Good interview.

Iran can remain irrational longer the Donald Trump (and the global economy) can stay solvent.

@JoshHall2024 He's not really a good fit for the GOP either. Likud would be more appropriate.

🚨BREAKING: 🚨 US Senator John Fetterman of Pennsylvania is reportedly considering LEAVING the Democratic Party and running for re-election as an independent or even possibly A REPUBLICAN in 2028, citing the "growing radicalism and extremism within the Democratic Party". Would YOU vote for John Fetterman in a Republican primary, patriots? 📢🇺🇸🚨

BREAKING: This is what I warned about. This is going to significantly increase gas and oil prices on Tuesday morning. According to low-resolution satellite imagery from NASA, the IRGC Aerospace Force has targeted multiple energy sites in the UAE in response to the U.S.–Israeli airstrikes on petrochemical facilities in Mahshahr earlier today. Satellite imagery indicates large plumes of smoke rising from at least three locations, despite apparent efforts by Emirati authorities to contain information about the incidents. The affected sites are assessed as: - GASCO facility, Asab — 23°16'48.44"N 54°14'12.68"E - ADNOC Gas Processing Plant, Bu Hasa — 23°32'3.55"N 53°17'31.79"E - MPS ADNOC Onshore facility, Habshan — 23°50'47.22"N 53°29'47.62"E These facilities are critical components of the UAE’s oil and gas infrastructure, and the scale of the visible smoke suggests significant damage. #OperationEpicFury #OperationLionsRoar

BREAKING: The U.S. government has banned Planet Labs from releasing satellite images from the Iran war after images revealed damage to military bases.

@bainbridger1984 @RebelRancher 'those were the only two possible options'

@RebelRancher It was either now, or wait until Iran is MORE capable. Those were the only two options.

I’m sorry but fck the people who decided this war with Iran was a good idea. These gas prices are unacceptable. Especially when we have enough of our own fuel to energy independent. For diesel to be $5.39 in TX is effing absurd.

🚨هام أعلنت إيران أمس أنها استخدمت نظام دفاع جوي جديد لأول مرة. أعلنت القيادة العسكرية المشتركة العليا أنها ستفرض سيطرة كاملة على سماء البلاد.

Iran, at the request of one user X (Twitter) @cirnosad, struck at Israel's satellite reconnaissance antennas. How one of the most epic events in history happened - let's look at it together. (Avionot)

@anasalhajji Are they making a distinction between Iraqi oil that benefits the central government and oil fields in the Iraqi Kurdistan area?

So… the Iranian IRGC exempts ships carrying Iraqi oil and allows them to sail through the Hormuz Strait, but drone attacks on Iraqi oil fields continue.

BREAKING: Unfortunately, as most interceptors of the THAAD and Arrow-2/3 anti-ballistic missile systems of the IDF and U.S. Army have already been expended, they are no longer attempting to intercept incoming IRGC Aerospace Force ballistic missiles targeting Israel. In this example, a pair of ballistic missiles was launched—one with a conventional warhead and the other with a cluster warhead—and no interception attempt was made against the conventional re-entry vehicle descending toward Tel Aviv this morning. #OperationEpicFury #OperationLionsRoar

@Rory_Johnston @davealevine 1. Priced in CNY? 2. In return for Iraq helping push the US out of Iraq, thereby meaning the US could lose the prior Gulf War as a result of the Iran war? 👇

🇺🇸🇮🇷⚡️– Bloomberg reports that U.S. has used almost its entire stock of JASSM-ER stealth cruise missiles against Iran, drawing even from reserves allocated for other operations such as a potential conflict with China. Out of the total 2,300 before the war only arround 425 would remain globally.

@LukeGromen Already went through that during the dot bomb. Liquidated the 401k and went back to school.

How much of your savings would you sell to feed your family & pay your mortgage if you lost your job while food, electricity, & heating costs soared? You would sell all of it, & so will the world… …& the world has $70tn of “savings” (gross; $27tn net), mostly in USD assets👇

BREAKING: In just few hours, the oil price will reach to $200 USD per barrel! Heavy U.S. and Israeli airstrikes have targeted the Mahshahr Petrochemical Special Economic Zone in southern Iran. This is one of Iran’s major oil infrastructures. Multiple explosions were reported minutes ago, with at least 25 heavy blasts recorded across the area. Facilities including Marun, Karoun, Bandar Imam, Amir Kabir, Razi petrochemicals, and Fajr 1 & 2 power plants were hit. Large columns of smoke are rising from the petrochemical complex as a result of the strikes. Further updates are expected. The IRGC is expected to retaliate this by heavily targeting major oil infrastructures of Saudi Arabia and the UAE as the Saudis had an important role in the airstrikes against the oil facilities of Iran today (by providing access to the Prince Sultan Air Base). #OperationEpicFury #OperationLionsRoar

@DirectPerson @BabakTaghvaee1 "In 2 weeks from today blah blah blah"

In 2 weeks from today. Iran will lose all of their economic resources. everything will be destroyed. they will have their missile cities and drones and thats it. after two weeks the war will stop but jets will keep flying over Iran watching if they try to rebuild anything they'll bomb it. Sudan model is in the process. Militia will be everywhere from pakistan, iraq, aghanistan inside Iran.

BREAKING: I have obtained the first two images leaked from Iran showing the total destruction of major petrochemical plants and oil refineries in Mahshahr as a result of U.S. and Israeli airstrikes. This is expected to trigger another major global energy crisis, as the IRGC is likely to retaliate by targeting major oil facilities in Saudi Arabia and Israel in response. Saudi Arabia has played a strategic role by hosting Prince Sultan Air Base, from which KC-135R and KC-46A tankers have been refueling U.S. and Israeli fighter jets involved in these operations. As a result, Saudi oil infrastructure is likely to become a primary target in Iran’s response. #OperationEpicFury #OperationLionsRoar

@Mithrandir48 @JamesSurowiecki "I'm just sad that the Iranian people were cowards"

@JamesSurowiecki We can just keep bombing them, I'm just sad that the Iranian people were cowards in the end, not willing to stand up, there was a moment of courage and now they do nothing.

Isn't the obvious deal that we agree to stop bombing, Iran agrees to open the Strait and stop tolling, and we call it even and everyone goes home?

@JamesSurowiecki No. That would simply allow the US and Israelis to rearm and then "mow the grass" again after a short time. The Iranians have already stated that is unacceptable.

Trump takes control of the Strait of Hormuz😭🤣

@phildstewart Rubio should be impeached along with Trump and Hegseth. The most lawless regime we've ever had.

MORE - (Reuters) - U.S. federal agents have arrested the niece and grand-niece of late Iranian military commander Qassem Soleimani after Secretary of State Marco Rubio revoked their lawful permanent resident status, the State Department said on Saturday. "Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter are now in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement," the State Department said in a statement after Rubio revoked their green cards.