Andy Gardiner

The updated European rankings :-). Up to 3rd again and with the Scottish open in 9 days, a chance to move up maybe edgagolf.com/downloads/Rank…

@100glitterstars Farmers dog is a great place, unless dehydrated spunktards like you get in there

It's time for us all to get out of Jeremy Clarkson's pub and into somewhere more welcoming. Whatever it is he is *farming*, we'd rather raise a pint to those less aligned to right leaning sentiments and more aligned with majority values and interests.

@BurgerKingUK Yeah, grab me a maccies please

i’m going to Burger King, anyone want anything?

@AntiWokeMemes You are a class 1 , gold star Retard. In fact , you put Retarded people to shame with the level of Retard you have attained. Congrats, Retard

@Heccles94 @RefugeeAction Maybe use it on a hairdresser and lose the man bun. Very 1990s and you look enough of a cunt anyway !

This tweet earned about £400 which will go to @RefugeeAction Thanks to all the far-right accounts for their contributions to support refugees in need 😘

@aerinbluee Looks like someone snuck a kebab into the sunbed.

@basilthegreat What the fuck is this ?? There’s funnier bouts of botulism than this silly cunt. About as funny as suffering from ED at an Orgy. DEIGONEMAD #YouNotFunny

The BBC are now promoting Islamic Comedy. How would you rate it?

@Heccles94 Man bun cunt

Ain't realy a difficult choice is it 🤷

@EsheruKwaku Yep. You are a cunt :) Oh. You meant @RupertLowe10 Nope, I don’t think so You ? Oh yeah, you are a cunt most certainly Happy to clarify. Cunt

@Ravious101 A fucking oven and a frying pan looking at that plate

What's missing 🤔

@narindertweets Watching you eat like an uncivilised savage is still preferable to seeing your rancid minge on display while you milk getting out of a taxi. #KebabAnyone #RacebaitingCunt #StillAMinger #BestPartOfYouRanDownYourMumsLeg

Yes we eat Indian food with OUR HANDS. Never go to an indian restaurant and eat with a knife and fork.

@Golfingbrock Played a Texas scramble today, the most fun and quickest version of golf. Still took 60 mins for the first 3 holes. I would have self harmed but didn’t want to have a 3 stab into play

Decided to play municipal golf this morning instead of my usual Saturday game, and we were the 2nd group to tee off. Here is an open letter to the group in front of us: It takes a special kind of talent to tee off first, in carts, on an empty course, and still drag the entire day into a four-hour-and-twenty-minute crawl. Truly—remarkable work. Somewhere, a sloth is tipping its cap. But the part that really deserves recognition? You didn’t even bother to show up to the tee on time. We were standing there—bags down, ready to go, civilized members of society—while you rolled up late like you were arriving for brunch instead of the first tee time of the day. And then, instead of, I don’t know… teeing off, you launched into a full pre-round performance art piece: pulling out your orange whip, stretching bands, and a whole collection of training aids like you were filming a commercial for how not to start a round. A full mobile warm-up routine. On the tee. At 7 a.m. And the payoff for your meticulous prep? The slowest. Round. Meadowbrook. Has. Seen. In. Years. You were in carts, with no one ahead of you, and still managed a pace so slow that groups three holes back were discussing the meaning of life on tee boxes. You didn’t set the pace—you clogged the arteries of the entire property. So from all of us who spent the morning waiting, staring, aging, and wondering how the first group became the problem: Please, do better.

@Golfingbrock This is brilliant. Slow play kills enjoyment

@HoodedClaw1974 Silly cunt

@GBPolitcs Should have called him a pedlophile instead ;)

🚨NEW: Joey Barton has been found guilty of sending "grossly offensive messages", which included one where he called Jeremy Vine a 'bike nonce'

@0nk321 @biyn_israel @AshleaSimonBF probeer eerder hierdie. hou jou bek, jy is ongeletterd en mors van suurstof.

But they’re not and you’ve turned SA into a murderous shithole. Well done.

@DavidLammy You didn’t answer questions you knob. You just threw word salads around that added up to complete nonsense.

Proud to be the first Black person to answer at Prime Minister’s Questions 👇🏿

@narindertweets A race baiting cunt ?

Halloween party 2 Who am I?

@ClaireBearWebst Obviously you are a fucking idiot then

As a woman in this country, I'm more terrified of this guy & his mate Tommy Robinson, than I am of asylum seekers & anyone who has more melanin in their skin than he does! He does not speak for, or represent me, I'm proud to live in a mix raced country! Jog on U racist! 🤨