Gossip Greg

@Dan16676935420 Must be the camera angle

@GossipGreg I haven’t gained or lost in years

What I’ve been doing for 5 straight months

@steve_eggson @JoeAlderman11 This and that. You?

@GossipGreg @JoeAlderman11 wyd

So if you had to, we are talking a gun to your head, which one are you eating a full can of? Me? Pull the trigger buddy!

@steve_eggson @JoeAlderman11 Hi 👋🏼

@GossipGreg @JoeAlderman11 Hi

@JohnnyPharmer @dogecoinmillion OMG. You should join my team.

@dogecoinmillion 1. He’s a alcoholic drug addicted cuck streamer who’s been letting men fuck his wife for years, & he got some jesteretards banned on YT for exposing it. He’s been crashing out on Twitter for the past month lashing out, usually while drunk and then deleting the tweets in the AM.

I don’t even know who the quartering is and this point I’m too afraid to ask.

@steve_eggson @JoeAlderman11 Hi steves!!!!

@GossipGreg @JoeAlderman11 Hi

@matt1775725420 @Dan16676935420 Great suggestion matty

@Dan16676935420 The complete Twilight series on dvd

What should I get my wife for our anniversary? (Seriously replies only)

@steve_eggson @JoeAlderman11 I was kidding! Don’t go!

@GossipGreg @JoeAlderman11 Bye

@BlueSfaira @Dan16676935420 Jesus

@GossipGreg @Dan16676935420 OR an Elkay ezH2O LZS8WSSP with wall mounted bottle filler 🤣

@greg16676935420 . @dogecoinmillion would?

I gotta hand it to her that’s very impressive

@Mr_Prikgles @JCChristopher teehee

@JCChristopher @GossipGreg Dare I mention that it now and always has worked on Android? Or is that going to get me shipped off to Sweden?

Did 14 Uber rides this afternoon/evening. Not one single conversation. Zero. And had one of my best tip days ever. The people want Robotaxi 😂 Now I am going to go listen to Omar's Sunday Space replay at 1.5x and get caught up. It's literally the best podcast you can listen to. The only problem with replays at 1.5x is that when you meet the same folks in real life, they sound like they had a stroke.

@Oceanswave Long live ❤️

@GossipGreg *sigh* long live the smoosh

Can someone please start a Tesla Spring Update Purgatory Group? I made the plushy mascot the rest is up to you 🫶🏼

@Oceanswave Ya!! I had to retire smooshy and bring out the new version, sadly. Thank you for never forgetting. #RIPSMOOSH

@GossipGreg Smooshy.

@Sumtinstink Imagine if she brought her out as a surprise

@GossipGreg And nothing about her mom?

'WORDLE' to become a TV game show with Savannah Guthrie as host That’s not even gossip 👠

@nikitabier . @ObsceneSelene @SoftRenderAi

Pro-tip to video creators: Add captions to your videos. Most people scroll Timeline with volume off. It will increase engagement on your content by 5x. We’ll be adding this natively to our video uploader soon.

Update your X

@steve_eggson @JoeAlderman11 You’re only dumb if I think you are, and I don’t think you’re dumb

@JoeAlderman11 @GossipGreg She is only sick if you think she is

@steve_eggson @JoeAlderman11

@GossipGreg @JoeAlderman11 😧