Hoss

Not my circus but the monkey looks familiar.

Pretty lady told me today that a psychopath is better than no path at all.

What base is it when pulling the exact number of hangers to match your clean shirts. Now gets you stoked.

The smarter you get, the less you speak.

Unlike some, i dont mind people posting pics of their food. But to not make me any is just fucking selfish tbh.

Nothing sexier than a beautiful mind. The packaging is irrelevant.

Fire the president, now.

My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.

I have faith in aliens, humanity can go fuck itself.

Eye contact with the right person is a spiritual experience

Welp, it's time to set my alarm for 6 am knowing full well I'll just snooze 84 times.

You can claim that Twitter is like Therapy, however Therapy implies that people get better.

It's true, the freaks really do come out at night.

Real power is quiet: thriving softly after everything you’ve been through.

Dont ever ask me what my thought process was. I cant tell you.

You’re not stupid! You just have bad luck when you’re thinking.

I was just thinking, I've had quite a few jobs in my life, but I have never been a wrecking ball operator. That would be fun to do.

Making her laugh and feeding her mozzarella cheese sticks is top tier foreplay.

When one door closes…it’s hitting me on the ass on the way out

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