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@theandersage LMAO yeah he has a point. Motherfucker is talking about "no compromises" between sneezes covered in hives and cat piss

@halcydd i like to imagine he keeps trying to take care of the random stray cats around kirkwall. and justice is actively bashing his head against the wall bc We Can’t Solve The Oppression Of Mages if you keep getting yourself SICK ??

can i headcanon that anders is allergic to cats. is that allowed.

“Omg is that ABBA??” “You are the dancing queeeen, young and sweet” “Hell yeah I love this song!!” “She was seventeeeeen” “FUCK”

2009 had no reason to go this hard

@magicianscard @Shadoo_creeture Moms not home greg on da counter

this is so silly thank u @queam3 for the idea

@ryhjaal Damn. Recently started my first run as a human grey warden so I'll just play Qunari later lol

@halcydd icl, it really isn't. there's a few comments here and there but for the most part the race reactivity is lacking

I LOVE QUNARI SO MUCH

@aurokenny I'm actually so for this. I'll be joining next week 🫡

@halcydd TAT = Torture Alistair Thursday, sometimes a man needs to pay simple for the crime of being blonde

Thinking about post breakup vohristair and her team just being morrigan, oghren and zevran (woman he cant stand, man hes weirded out by and guy she told him not to worry about) #epic

@aurokenny This is not to say I'm against it btw I find it very funny

@aurokenny My timeline has been Alistair torture all day what did this man do

Didn't see this day of. My main worldstate is all humans so we got the whole gang here

Blood mage Hawke condeming Merrill for using blood magic

Genuinely surprised I haven't seen a "Seven-teen years, Scott" with Wesker yet

gonna have these charms at Magfest #Dragonage

MY CLERIC INSISTS ON BEING INTIMACY COORDINATOR EVERY TIME I GO TO LAY ON HANDS

@queam3 In my (albeit very minimal) experience, I'd go with Frosty. Most cosmetic MM mods work on it and you don't have to fuck with the games patch number. Ended up screwing over one of my saves that way

So there’s frosty, and there’s dai mod manager… man why couldn’t they just use one mod manager for the game

@2ndQueam It's genuinely crazy because almost all their points are blatantly wrong lmao

"I wish 'twere not as such, but 'twas not that could be done." 🥲

@JokerCritic I had to reload the first time I heard "boneless women flopping about" lmao

It’s always funny whenever the purple dialogue choice in Dragon Age 2 ends up being infinitely worse than the red dialogue choice. Like when giving the bones to Emeric or reacting to the death of the viscount’s son.