young thunc

asking the person advertising their garage sale this weekend on facebook if they can pick me up and bring me there

@r0achguts wdym

@hamborgirs what’s going on over here

I take off my socks one by one and wring them out at the end of the day into my mouth like every other person

my mom said she popped a blood vessel in her eye when pushing during labor with me, my dad said he popped a blood vessel pushing out a turd<3

guy whose penis is long enough to work as a bidet

Getting my farts pierced

boiling broccoli and cabbage on low heat for several hours and then inviting all my friends over

flipping back his foreskin like one of these just to make sure he cleaned properly

beauty is only balls deep

being 30 years old and still doing that spitball thing with the straw and wrapper at a restaurant

my twt fyp is a shitposting paradise

@_necrodank_ you can still do that

@hamborgirs I was about to put this in the chat

sticking my big toes in my nostrils and rolling around like an armadillo

They are always naked in porn?

@r0achguts x.com/fleshfreezer/s…

i need to have a conversation w a closeted man ab why closeted men pursue me but it’s very hard to find an openly closeted man

@r0achguts closet door open but the man still inside type beat

it sucks that you can only play fortnite every two weeks

@basedgerm a pube crab infested with sweaters

@hamborgirs a crab sweater infested with pubes

a pube sweater infested with crabs

diarrhea megan strikes again