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@r0achguts

pain in the ass but beneficial on the (w)hole she/her

mazzachuzettz Katılım Kasım 2016

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HE TOOK OVER HER FUCKING APARTMENT?????????? ????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀😭😭😭😭💔💔💔 IM KILLING MYSELF

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@temublowtorch that’s my uncle…

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Evil Sneakers O’Toole:

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@temublowtorch U GOT MY SHOES

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@temublowtorch U GOT MY SHOES

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Valerie Cherish Shady Facts and Tea@temublowtorch·9h

@r0achguts Like he pulled up and said u got my shoes and i was like huh….

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Valerie Cherish Shady Facts and Tea@temublowtorch·11h

Senile man just walked up to my house with a gun on his hip talking about he bought some shoes from me

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small roach@r0achguts·9h

@temublowtorch FROM YOU is so much funnier 😭😭😭😭

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@temublowtorch LOL i thought it said he bought shoes for you hxjsjsjssn

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@TheNotoriousHRT aw fuck i’m bouta chin

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nick sogard is very cool and i like him@TheNotoriousHRT·1d

@r0achguts what that chin do girl

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what the fuck could this even begin to mean

RolexMan@Goon_Palace

Do y’all use your chin when eating butt

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@Goon_Palace wouldn’t you like to know is fucjing killing me like yes i would

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RolexMan@Goon_Palace·1d

@r0achguts Anyway, just vote no if the answers no

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@temublowtorch WHAT WOULD BE THE CONTEXT OF USING THIS GIF WHO MADE TGIS

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Valerie Cherish Shady Facts and Tea@temublowtorch·1d

@r0achguts

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paige@midwesterneur·2d

“you know what it is, to seethe?” another beautiful turn of phrase

Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Trump: "You know what it is to seethe? I seethe a lot"

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@TheNotoriousHRT @MBTA oh that’s my bad i left that there

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nick sogard is very cool and i like him@TheNotoriousHRT·2d

what the hell is this @mbta red line car 1520 behind a seat near the driver cab

nick sogard is very cool and i like him tweet media

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jaundicehaver4000@ZoeFnaf·2d

check out these cool glass straws i found :)

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small roach@r0achguts·1d

someone put me on ER twitter bc i have to SCREAAAM

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@temublowtorch oh right right

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Valerie Cherish Shady Facts and Tea@temublowtorch·2d

@r0achguts Like a dyson

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Valerie Cherish Shady Facts and Tea@temublowtorch·2d

Girl i just got sucked into the otherworldly threshold at waffle house?

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Boots, 'with the fur'@afraidofwasps·2d

I like in Hey Ya when André 3000 says "Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor!" He is my neighbor

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The Humble Farm Boy, 1922:

RolexMan@Goon_Palace

I don’t like talking slick during interviews because I don’t want to work for someone that sees slick talk as a good thing

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