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@blacknredtext Why did you not ask your own dad for movie money or use your own beforehand omg

@veinIuvr This isn’t about me but I am going to pretend that it is and you are someone else Thanks

boy fuck you and that pretty voice and those big biceps

@lolitadiariess Making a woman cum is incredible though, I want to see her face and hear her sing for me

The day women understand most men don’t actually care about a girl’s pleasure during intercourse and they’re just there to cumdump they will stop having casual sex.

@onlysammms That’s what marriage is supposed to be I think

not dating to marry, not dating to break up, but a secret third thing (dating to be with someone you’re truly compatible with, to travel, experience life, laugh a lot and share something real for as long as it feels right, whether that’s a season or a lifetime)

@tozakimpact Like she’s gonna feel how tight you are on a strap

not even in my worst ovulations could i come up with this caption

@justalexoki I regularly replay/remix/compose songs in my head. Always fun

if you can't play real music in your head you're literally ngmi

@Risen_SzN If your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out.

Who tf decided that being Christian means I'm no longer allowed to enjoy big tits?

@holisticbaddie I’m not yearning I’m just ADD typing out individual thoughts as they come into my brain

Love a man that quadruple texts Like yesssss yearn white boy

@hotboyjupi This is like watching a train derail as a bald man

she has a skullet i dont think she cares that much about societal norms man

@96Follicular @justalexoki This is why real men constantly overdose on Benadryl so they feel like shit all the time. Catching the invisible spiders sharpens the reflexes as well

@justalexoki Honestly? It’s probably genetic. Men having fun means they’re getting soft, and if they get soft then the neighboring warring tribes will catch them off guard and kill them and enslave their women.

why do women get the ick when you have fun

@DnDTheology Demons regularly engage in sodomy with demonolaters though?

@masha_slp I feel this hard. I am deeply in love with a woman that I could never truly spend forever with if I did everything her way. Doing things with her is sinful and bad for me, but I just can’t see myself in a closer relationship with anyone else.

the sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you

@ruffledsavior If a lady doesn’t want to rub my bald head and belly for good luck I don’t want her

i love being fat and ugly. it's like is that girl into me? No. zero stress

@realKalos My skin is black as coal. I am 4’1. My hairline is non existent. My penis is inverted. I work as substitute license plate maker in the local prison. At least I’m not a Jew though lol

Ok, this is a good time to come clean... My skin is not dark brown. I am not 5'2. My hairline is not Norwood 4. My penis is not micro. And I... don't work as a high school janitor... I am sorry... I am Jewish, though.

@lorahmoe Is he supposed to be your little gigolo?

I dated a man once, and because I called him at 1 AM and he picked up right away, I was like, “Could you please come over?” I wanted to hook up with him, and we had been dating for a while, so we had already crossed that point. He was like, “I’m so tired. I’ll come first thing in the morning, I promise.” And in my mind, I was like, a husband of mine would never turn me down because I need my man to be ready anytime, any place, at any moment. So I broke up with him because that felt cruel to me.

@missus_wormy It’s easy to lash out when the world treats you poorly for things like your physical attractiveness. It’s easy to start worshipping yourself if the world treats you well for being physically attractive.

Beautiful people are usually better people than ugly people

@lapislagoons You got your trauma, and you wanna get rid of your trauma so you send your consciousness in a journey through your trauma as a type of therapy, and there’s good ways to do it that work and bad ways to do it that leave you in a psych ward.

can someone explain ‘integrating your shadow’ to me like I’m 5 years old? I don’t speak woo but I would like to understand

@JakeRammos Uh uh Northernlion

gun to your head name a canadian

@NMoonitz Having a nice voice definitely bumps a woman up a couple notches in my view. I like when they can sing too.

I’ve seen women who were solid nines until I heard them speak, then they became a six or seven, tops. Is that a thing for men, or am I hypercritical?

@luvonmaze @zaracraves The sun is a strict and loving father. He provides us with the necessary energy for life to flourish, and punishes us when we overstep our bounds and challenge his authority.

@haonmega @zaracraves The sun gets annoying and hurts us

misgendering my queen for what?