Simon Harriyott

I saw an excellent comedian last night. His name was Kev Larr. Very strong material.

Come and see my award-nominatingly good comedy hour on Saturday in Brighton! halfacamel.com/events/simon-h…

@hometelecomcare My daughter is having such trouble with your service. She signed up a month ago and is still not connected. The support ticket seems to have frozen and nothing is being done. Please can you get this sorted? We can't get through any other way. Ticket 1919338

Not long now and not many tickets left! Grab your tickets asap for Stomping Ground Comedy! The line up includes MC @dooleys73 Alex Mason, @KateBarella Ben Carter and headliner @esther_manito Tickets can be purchased through the link below; tinyurl.com/2y8wafvn

The will of the people is that we have a general election. Pass it on.

Uckfield next Wednesday with our TV headliner @rocknrolga! Tickets: jokepit.com/comedy-by/599

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOf…

This is a fascinating thread. We will never win by logic and reasoning.

Do you buy cathedral city cheese? Then give this a read. Just dropped from the environment agency. #riverpollution

UCKFIELD!!! @comedyremedyclu is back at the Station Pub on Wednesday. Grab your tickets now!!! jokepit.com/comedy-in/tunb…  Our headliner this month is the brilliant @jenivescomedian plus @am_petrovic Shannon Sumthing, Dawn Williams, Daniel Daly, Timothy Woodbridge and Ben Carter!

Grab your tickets now for the June Stomping Ground Comedy! Slight change in line up, our headliner is now the brilliant @DinnyNathan the line up also includes the very funny Annabel Edmonds, @scamwilliams & @karen_hobbs Tickets; eventbrite.co.uk/e/live-at-the-…

I'm less interested in whether the PM goes than how quickly the entire government goes. Dream situation is that PM narrowly wins and calls a general election, which the government loses by a landslide.

Stop selling our stuff. It's not yours to sell. It's ours, and we've paid for it. And definitely don't sell it to your mates and let them charge us extra to use it.

This is me. You should have seen me yesterday when the nuthatch scared off the goldfinch!

The next @comedyremedyclu gig coming up is in Uckfield on 16 March 2022! The line up includes @Jonny_meese @victoriamelody @aimeecooperform Paul Griffiths Matt Roseblade & headliner Fiona Ridgewell!!! jokepit.com/comedy-in/tunb…

Dooley in action

@dooleys73 You must be very proud

@harriyott Wordle 228 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@KristianeSherry That is the best typo/autocorrect I've seen in ages.

Why is there currently nowhere landslide to procure an alcohol at Edinburgh Airport?!

@erinkburrell @DrAshleyMorgan1 @BeGraceFul_319 @Capt_Caffiend @LizWFab @mejpearson @DrBrainNerd @RGibsongirl @bairdlet @jjenna @ThesociologistS @DeityShe @MrAlexLester It is indeed a win, and I am the winner!