Darren Pizzazz

@elonmusk It is now possible to have a category on Jeopardy called “Things Said By Elon and Also That Austrian Guy”.

Europe will not be Europe much longer, unless the domestic birth rate increases and there is large-scale remigration

@itvmeridian Moronic rage bait headline. Gutter journalism to get clicks.

Chichester Festival Theatre has pulled the sale of pork-based products from one of its menus itv.com/news/meridian/…

Elected. So that’s the one thing you need to be to have the right to sit in Parliament. They are one of the many things Fox failed at so he might not fully understand. And - born in the UK. So not a foreigner. And - if she didn’t wear the poppy?

Liverpool are set to lose out on both Alexander Isak and Marc Guéhi 🤣🤣🤣 Like this tweet if this makes you piss yourself in laughter 😆❤️

@supertanskiii I grew up in Runcorn and go back frequently. Never seen a burqa there. There is no mosque there. This farce today is just blatant hatred.

Banning the burka isn’t a priority - but deporting rabid bigots like Sarah Pochin definitely should be.

My old local pub in Runcorn closed down. And was turned into a Buddhist temple. Not a word. Everyone was fine about it. I never once saw a burqa there growing up- and never have on my frequent trips back. There isn’t even a mosque in Runcorn. This is all b*llocks.

@SarahForRuncorn Ever been to Runcorn? Not a single burqa in sight. Perhaps you should use your position to actually campaign for Runcorn instead of a made up ideological crusade.

I asked the Prime Minister a question that a number of people had raised with me: ‘Given the Prime Minister’s desire to strengthen strategic alignment with our European neighbours, will he — in the interest of public safety — follow the lead of France, Denmark, Belgium and others and ban the burqa?'

BUSINESS IDEA: a delivery company that doesn’t deliver parcels or make any effort to help. I think I’ll call it @evrisupportline Who’s in?

@Matt5cott Or perhaps - the club start playing YNWA over the speakers earlier so it isn’t interrupted? And as for Sky - perhaps the viewing figures are higher? Not everything needs to be a “woke conspiracy”.

So Liverpool get their reverential silence from broadcasters and PGMOL for “YNWA”, as if it’s the bloody Haka. For “North London Forever”, nah. Whistle goes with the second bar and the game gets under way. Institutional favouritism. 🔴⚪️

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“You lost. Get over it.” Remember that?

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@Joey7Barton Like Trump?

It was a terrible night for people who went to party with either Jeffrey Epstein or Puff Daddy. 👍