@seunadeife Must be hard finding love with a body like that 🙃🫠
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@CloudyKisses_1 @_DoPaa_ @Phatbabeluuu May God help us, wallahi the citizens of Lagos is why it's so fucking clogged and filthy , government have flaws too but citizens carry the bulk
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Why are you paying taxes if the cleanliness of your state depends on you ? You give yourself light and water and still pay taxes and you are expected to make the state clean?
Aderonke@Rabikeyetunde
Lagos is smelling, I can't drink water if I'm in traffic yen yen yen, now stay at home to gba Ile and ko gutter that is smelling you are complaining eyin oloorun gbogbo ati oko wa ba ile je 😒
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@CloudyKisses_1 @_DoPaa_ @Phatbabeluuu In Nigeria you are responsible for your drainage cover In front of your house
Again this is not London
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@hashhtagfarmer @_DoPaa_ @Phatbabeluuu Why is your government building open drainage in 2026? Are they not paid wihh tax payers money to be forward thinking?
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@CloudyKisses_1 @_DoPaa_ @Phatbabeluuu Nobody in London is throwing plastics in the drainage, nobody in London has open drainages either
This isn't London
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@hashhtagfarmer @_DoPaa_ @Phatbabeluuu Nobody is maintaining drainages in London themself. People pay tax and government do their work
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@ari_tetsss cus I'm saying all of nollywood is brain rot, a good movie doesn't exist , especially on cable
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@hashhtagfarmer no no
i’ve been watching yoruba movies recently so that’s what i’m tweeting about
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Mmh. Until we lead a digital campaign before this fuck ass uni takes accountability or what
Papi of the Buj@papi_wild
So I just got word of who instigated the assault on Williams Fubara. Their name is Nelson and they are a Law student in Madonna University with a promising career as an Actor and they are making deliberate efforts right now to make sure he doesn’t admit to beating Williams to the point of experiencing seizures. I also got word that this is not the first time this is happening there also, and a person named Joseph was also brutalized in the same manner and one of his ears was butchered off as a result. The management of Madonna University is very well aware of this and they have made deliberate efforts to always sweep issues like this under the carpet.
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@BigBadReni That's the only way, the gist would be stale soon I don't get why people aren't inflating the gist online , shame Madonna uni now!
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@lanreadelowo He should run for local govt first, and stop fraternizing with Biafrans , Lagos is strict about being Yoruba land
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we need to rally around GRV again. There’s no way someone like this will have Public policy and comms to be run by ridwanne and friends.
We need smarter brains all round
Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour@GRVlagos
Your response is quite appreciated, Mr Commissioner. However, your “strengthening logistics via PSP” claim doesn’t hold. LAWMA terminated 22–27 PSP operators in 2025 alone for failing basic waste collection, while residents still report irregular services despite paying. Recall that the 2016 Cleaner Lagos Initiative (PSP overhaul) collapsed at scale due to chronic under-capacity, payment breakdowns, and performative enforcement. The system was never built for 13k–20k tonnes/day, let alone sanitation-day surges that overwhelm trucks. The number of LAWMA intervention trucks cannot guarantee immediate evacuation which then turns this exercise into a net environmental negative because swept waste clogs channels faster than it can be cleared. Eko a gbe wa o!
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@_DoPaa_ @Phatbabeluuu It's your job to maintain your gutter, always has been. Best case scenario you have an estate agreement to pay cleaners. Lawma collects waste from your bin / canal.
Mainroads is another story but private residence is your duty to keep your shit clean
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@hashhtagfarmer @Phatbabeluuu I already maintain my private residence, as do other lagosians. Does the government provide trucks to pick up waste? Does the government not dump waste on the road after they clear drainage??
Is drainage the private residence of lagosians??
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Up till now, nobody knows the actual name of this fruit 🤔
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@_DoPaa_ @Phatbabeluuu Lawma should come and help maintain your private residence? 🤣
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@hashhtagfarmer @Phatbabeluuu So what then is the point of government and their lawma sweepers??
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@Vince_da_rapper @xandresvoid E pass truth serum, you go admit to wetin you no do join
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🥀Imagine if a nigga that hasn’t smoked anything in his life before, smokes colos as his first time of smoking
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@lidocaine_v2 @ogheneyxle Where Una see 1 billion for this post abeg ?
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Casually giving out 1 billion naira is insane. For someone without a single corruption allegation and not even holding a political position in a long time.
Immortal Stat@immortalstats
PETER OBI 🇳🇬PUBLIC PURSE VS PERSONAL GIVING: WHO FUNDED HEALTHCARE ?
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@hashhtagfarmer Make I smoke this free one first, send the location bro
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@hashhtagfarmer Free colos ???
Where bro??
Send the location asap
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