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Andy
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Andy
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geordie in Chester • movie goer • generally found running/cycling someplace • he/him • 🏳️🌈 • 🌹• 👨🏻🤝👨🏾•
Chester เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2009
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All the dumb yanks saying “cope” in the replies to this tweet.
They’re paid more because they have to cover all the additional costs that we don’t.
Morgoth@MorgothsReview
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As they should be. Stretching is a waste of time in many cases.
jolly@woja999
Everybody is going to the gym but nobody is stretching
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Aha, I’m sorry. But they might earn more money than us on paper, but on every other metric they’re behind us. The expectancy is 71.9 for Christ’s sake.
Governor Tate Reeves@tatereeves
As we say in Mississippi, “Bless Your Heart.” Or as you say in the UK, “As-Salamu Alaykum.”
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Where Newcastle have ended up compared to what their fans expected is objectively hilarious
Telegraph Football@TeleFootball
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Anthony Gordon is keen to explore his options to leave Newcastle United in the summer as he looks to follow Alexander Isak out of the club. “It seems as though Gordon feels he has outgrown Newcastle and would like a new challenge as well as a large pay rise at a club competing regularly in the Champions League.” @LukeEdwardsTele has the full exclusive ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…
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@JuergBaenziger @3LOMAX3 @esjesjesj Everyone will ignore this explanation bc it doesn’t fit their agenda.
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@3LOMAX3 @esjesjesj No it does not if you have five baby boys and two called Muhammad, one Peter, one Paul, and one John it would mean Muhammad is the most popular but not that most baby boys are named Muhammad.
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You realize this doesn’t mean that most new babies are named Mohammed right?
Jake Rattlesnake@jakerattlesnk
The most common name for a new born boy in England is Muhammad. That's the end of a civilisation happening in front of our face.
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@mimikkiki @GenuineYanited @OrientBraces Is it? “Could I do” is definitely an Americanism but I’m not sure about “could I get”, I think that’s too polite for most Americans 😅
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@GenuineYanited @OrientBraces "Could I get" is a fucking Americanism. It's "Please may I have" or "Could I please have"
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Andy รีทวีตแล้ว
NASA just quietly published something incredible.
A map of how we build a permanent human presence off Earth.
It’s called the Moon Base User’s Guide.
Here's what's in it! 🧵
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Andy รีทวีตแล้ว
Andy รีทวีตแล้ว
No way a £200 hotel!!!
What next a £25 dinner?!
A £10 uber?!
The UK "broke mindset" needs to be studied
Grifty@TheGriftReport
Keir Starmer jetted off for a four-day luxury family Easter break at a £200-a-night four-star boutique hotel in Valencia, complete with rooftop bar and pool. While lounging in the sun and sipping café con leche in a public square, Trump was issuing ultimatums to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants and warning Tehran they’d be “living in Hell.” Starmer stayed put despite the escalating crisis, five years after he slammed Boris Johnson for holidaying as Kabul fell, declaring: “You cannot coordinate an international response from the beach.” Macron spent the weekend on emergency calls with Trump and Iran’s president. Starmer? Not so much. Priorities
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Andy รีทวีตแล้ว
I’m no fan of Starmer, but the PM should be allowed to go on holiday. Indeed, given the high-stress nature of the job, he should probably get more holiday than almost anyone else.
And four stars is not luxury, Christ alive.
Daily Mail@DailyMail
Prime Minister Keir Starmer lounged at luxury hotel in Valencia while Donald Trump threatened to 'obliterate' Iran over Easter weekend trib.al/waEgf11
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Andy รีทวีตแล้ว
Every UK scandal is some shit like “EXTRAVAGANT MP CAUGHT SPLURGING 12 QUID ON LUXURY BAKED BEANS”
Grifty@TheGriftReport
Keir Starmer jetted off for a four-day luxury family Easter break at a £200-a-night four-star boutique hotel in Valencia, complete with rooftop bar and pool. While lounging in the sun and sipping café con leche in a public square, Trump was issuing ultimatums to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants and warning Tehran they’d be “living in Hell.” Starmer stayed put despite the escalating crisis, five years after he slammed Boris Johnson for holidaying as Kabul fell, declaring: “You cannot coordinate an international response from the beach.” Macron spent the weekend on emergency calls with Trump and Iran’s president. Starmer? Not so much. Priorities
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Christ, these people are fucking boring. The Prime Minister is allowed to go on holiday. Their lord and saviour Trump goes golfing every weekend.
Grifty@TheGriftReport
Keir Starmer jetted off for a four-day luxury family Easter break at a £200-a-night four-star boutique hotel in Valencia, complete with rooftop bar and pool. While lounging in the sun and sipping café con leche in a public square, Trump was issuing ultimatums to “obliterate” Iran’s power plants and warning Tehran they’d be “living in Hell.” Starmer stayed put despite the escalating crisis, five years after he slammed Boris Johnson for holidaying as Kabul fell, declaring: “You cannot coordinate an international response from the beach.” Macron spent the weekend on emergency calls with Trump and Iran’s president. Starmer? Not so much. Priorities
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18 yrs ago, I was violently assaulted & raped while walking alone. Every year on the anniversary of that day, I go on a solo hike to remind myself that there is still beauty in this world & I can enjoy it. This yr, I pushed myself & did a few days of the Southwest Coast Path…
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@aegyocals Rage bait.
10,000 steps at a moderate pace is enough to burn roughly 600-700 calories.
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Andy รีทวีตแล้ว
Andy รีทวีตแล้ว
I’m so BORED of the “it’s all fake” morons ruining our joy. Imagine living in a reality where thousands of scientists, engineers, and pilots across centuries are all in on a prank just to trick you specifically. The narcissism required is unmatched. You’re BORING. #ArtemisII
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They’re such an unlikeable team.
Match of the Day@BBCMOTD
Viktor Gyokeres says a dry pitch "didn't help" Arsenal with their chances today ⚽️❌
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Andy รีทวีตแล้ว
On the helicopter leaving the ship right now. This planet is impossibly beautiful from every altitude I’ve seen it…surface to 250,000 miles
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