Vibes Police

I’m leaving twitter, find me on bluesky at @bengrande.bsky.social and I’ll follow you back. It was a bummer seeing something I love rapidly go to shit once the most genuinely pathetic human being alive bought it but I’ll watch @elonmusk continue to embarass himself from afar.

@ChaseMit His snl appearance was painfully unfunny but not for the reasons he was worried about

Hope Chloe reads his response and realizes she wasn’t the problem

@anylaurie16 I don’t think I’ve heard somebody use crappy since the 90s

@currentlynotgho I saw him in a Fireball commercial

Never thought I'd say "I hate Stavros Halkias" but here we are, he's transitioned to national popularity with normals so I hate Stavros Halkias

In that weird zone from November 2016 listening to podcasts recorded right before the election

@poddtadre @Srirachachau Haingnong Mike Pence!

@Srirachachau thousands of level 1 improv students on the steps of the Capitol chanting “heynong man”

We gotta flip this, Scott Aukerman needs to lead the storming of the capitol

Anybody in my life trying to be hopeful or comforting right now can fuck off

@PeteRicketts Eat shit

Thank you, Nebraska!

@DiabolicalSpuds I think I kind of had them tuned out until somebody pointed them out and now it’s all I see

Has anyone noticed the incredible amount of inexplicably South Asian bots writing inane replies to every post

@luckymarrowb Don’t even get me started on the misuse of POV by the younguns

@airbagged Mine has mad skillz

""ray parker jr."" performs a brand new halloween novelty song about his haunted mansion at last week's @theshowisgreat youtu.be/c1JrzODWfN8

@intellegint I failed sorry 😢

@VGAdvisor @SkeletonsinVGs

@1011_News Stop the presses a white woman was inconvenienced

‘It won’t zip up’: Bride-to-be waits months for wedding dress that she couldn’t wear 1011now.com/2024/10/26/it-…

@michaelianblack “The protein you buy for your family,” is this guy a robot

I guess the problem is, if you have a fascist in the Oval Office, I'm not sure the rest of the stuff matters, you know, because of all the fascism.

@nocontextscats Somebody is probably phrogging behind the walls. Call the police!