Jessica

@allie__voss They complain about email jobs but God forbid you're a girl boss

I consider a "girl boss" someone who puts the pursuit of her career above her family for selfish reasons You can be a CEO-astronaut-lawyer and not a girl boss, and you can also be a trad wife influencer who is a girl boss It's a matter of priorities more than of job titles

@2classic2wife @classichusband

I said a bad thing so now I’m silenced for 12 hours 💀

@allie__voss Good luck

oh no

@allie__voss Unless youre like publishing or a medical doctor I cant imagine why it would matter

90% of the women I know who want to "keep their name for professional reasons" are working like, normal email jobs I promise people will not be shocked and confused if your LinkedIn changes one day!

Third location of the family business is in the talks. Lets goooooo.

You guys would hate my music taste SO much.

@allie__voss Incredible rage bait 10/10

Why don’t men just wax their faces instead of shaving every day?

@allie__voss @ignatius_en Im pro firing squad

@ignatius_en It’s not though, the death penalty ends up being more expensive.

Hot take: This is one of the largest waste of state resources and tax payer's income because I really don't care about slowly killing a convict through 80 years of mandated boredom. "But they'll go insane and live with regret until they die of old age!" I really don't care. I don't care about the mental state of a public shooter or whatever. I don't really care if their suffering from institutionalized timeout. You know what would be really amazing and just cheaper? Gassing them.

Whatever your politics - this is blasphemy of the highest order. There can be no defending this from any true Christian

People think Gordon Ramsays shows are super dramatic but I genuinely got into a shouting match of that degree with the head chef when I was lead hostess at a restaurant one night. We were both completely feral. He bought me a drink after service ended. Nice dude.

@according2_taz Her posture is diabolical

Ok so I find it suspicious that Meghan went to this event, where from what I have seen, most people were dressed in black and white, but Meg manages to match Carey Mulligan’s outfit in colour, length and cut, and who was the star of the hour. The private party was for her show ‘Beef’ airing Season 2. I can’t help but think Meghan found out what Carey was wearing and deliberately clashed.

Ive noticed a lot of atheists are atheist because theyre upset God isnt a genie.

@noahforkansas If my son needed an ambulance the cost wouldn't even cross my mind what on earth

When my son's lips turned blue, my wife and I had to pause and ask ourselves: can we afford the ambulance? No Kansas family should ever have that conversation.

My SIL is the dumbest person alive.

@EntomologyKing @Katy_Faust Choose a good partner idk what to tell you. I stay home with my kid and it's no big deal. Youre just a contrary person.

@hol22006 @Katy_Faust And how will that solve if someone’s partner abandons them or they break up?

The first time I ever visited a Chinese orphanage, it was a room of maybe 100 children, 3 to 6 months old, three per crib, head to toe - toe to head - head to toe. They were layered with clothes- not cold. They were changed regularly. And fed on a regular schedule, usually with bottles propped up by a towel until they could hold it themselves. Their nails were clipped about once a week and put back in their cribs. I was amazed because even though they were awake, none of the babies were crying. I soon realized it was not because they were on a disciplined schedule, though they were. It was because they had learned crying didn't matter. Nobody would come. The children had no one to attach to. So very often they struggled to attach even when they were later placed with an adoring, committed family. This video is undoubtedly AI. But not for long. And when we do start to introduce artificial wombs and robot nannies, we must remember that children need more than shelter and food and clothing. They need touch, constantly. They need eye contact. They need maternal movement and smell and voice. They need ongoing, calibrated responsiveness. A disembodied childhood is an inhumane childhood.

@EntomologyKing @Katy_Faust Then dont have kids? Tf

@hol22006 @Katy_Faust Why? What if neither partner wants to be stuck taking care of a screaming shitting infant all day? What if they both love their jobs and don’t want to stop working? And what if realistically one income isn’t enough? What if one partner abandons the other? Please answer each part

@Lottie09876 @cahwit We found our 4 bedroom but it was a struggle. The area we need to live in is all newer builds.

@hol22006 @cahwit If you’re house hunting, look for older homes. My home was built in 60’s and we have 5 bedrooms. These older homes were built with large families in mind.

House hunting and it’s a real problem that no one has kids anymore. Even “big” houses do not have enough rooms, they just have BIG rooms.

@Elliesmommyy23 It's not even well fitted. A lot of nice dresses for formal evens have bras and undergarments sewn in so im confused why she didnt do that.

@hol22006 I mean even if you did I’m sure it’s not in a dress like this!

Idc how many times I have to say it , buy boob tape and some lifting pads Everyone saying she looks great is a liar and I hate it. Women hate women. I’d never let anyone I know walk out of the house like that

I read this to my husband and he started laughing and said "id get 2 hours of peace and quiet then you'd show back up" lmao