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@Casey Relax pal

there are only two circumstances wherein a grown man should call another grown man 'buddy'; 1. if you want to fight 2. if you want to condescend, before you fight

@HighyieldHarry High yield guy who has never seen a trading floor before? You LARPing?

Packed in like sardines. You have no respect for yourself as a professional if you let yourself work in an environment like this

@BobEUnlimited Give it a rest Bob 🤣🤣🤣

Stock and bond markets are all in on the "run it hot" trade. But this market pricing is in sharp contrast to the bottoms up view of companies, analysts, and economists all of which remain quite pessimistic. Thread.

@DreX_AD @unusual_whales Someome will be buying these bad debts from Klarna for cents on the dollar, won’t be going away for the non-payers.

@unusual_whales I hope they keep losing. A model built purely on predatory lending deserves to suffer

Buy now, pay later app Klarna has said its net loss for the first three months of 2025 totaled $99 million, significantly worse than the $47 million loss it reported a year ago, due to unpaid bills by users.

@BobEUnlimited Bob when will you capitulate? You continue to be on the wrong side of this trade day after day pal. Jamie has been warning of a recession and “economic hurricane” for the last 2+ years.

"Everyone is bullish."

@BobEUnlimited Bob…buddy….it’s time to capitulate. Markets ripping another 5% since we last spoke. You continue to be on the wrong side of this trade pal.

While all eyes are on tariff negotiations, House '26 budget plans solidified last week suggest a Republican commitment to blow out the deficit in coming years. The Ways and Means bill would not only extend the TCJA, but add 1.5-2tln in deficits over the next decade. Thread.

@sweatystartup One of your better posts Nick, agreed.

Please don't quit a $500k a year job to make $50k a year.

@BobEUnlimited Bob - i think ur a smart guy and thats why i follow u. I’m just laughing to myself as you schitzo bear post 3 times a day over the past few wks as the market rips. Calling out macro trends is nice for dinner table conversations but from where I sit we look at a trader’s PnL.

@hypzms And of course perfectly timed being short into the bottom. My track record is in my pinned tweet.

While the stock market is priced like the last month was just a fever dream, the reality is the current tariffs are still 20pts higher than where they were a month ago, there is an effective embargo on Chinese imports, and no trade deals are on the horizon. youtu.be/I4m28s4F7PM?si…

@MikeToner9 @BobEUnlimited Buddy ive been in the market for 20 years and invest every month for those 20 years. I will keep making gains, you can sit in cash hoping to time the market though pal, let’s see who outperforms.

@hypzms @BobEUnlimited Dude good luck how long you been in the market

@Daniel_Chrisman @BobEUnlimited Then you have no real conviction in what you are saying. Respectfully.

@hypzms @BobEUnlimited Personally I'm just trying to lower exposure to US assets. I think a lot of the market rebound here is belief that Trump will cave on tariffs when the real economy effects hit. Still don't think we recover to January 2025 highs until the tariffs are walked back in a major way

@Daniel_Chrisman @BobEUnlimited So are you shorting the market? What does ur positioning look like? The reality is that over the long term the market will be up from here, and people like Bob consistently underperform as they try to use “rational thinking” and “fundamentals.”

@hypzms @BobEUnlimited Bear market rallies happen. In fact usually the longest rallies are part of longer-term bearish trends. You can definitely make money along the way but this thing is heading nowhere but down until major tariff pullbacks happen.

@AmeenHus @flywinair employees

Post office employees when you ask them to do anything

@Jamie_Gray4 So sorry mate…i cannot even imagine. RIP

1/2 My dad unfortunately collapsed and passed away at the Wolves game last Monday night, he had to be carried up stairs from his seat in block 123 to be able to have CPR performed on him, his watch went missing when he was moved and we desperately want it back..

@bolkonsky35 @the_P_God It is comparable

@the_P_God I wonder if it’s as bad as Top Law Schools. Worst prestige toxicity Ive ever seen

Once a quarter I open up Wall Street Oasis to be thankful I’m not some prestige obsessed loser (likely still in college) who thinks “real banking” is only done at BB banks & that if you work anywhere else you’re failure & should just give up. Christ those guys need to be shoved in a locker.

@sweatystartup Nick all you do is bait post, the same stuff over and over and over, get a new playbook man

One thing I'm thankful for above everything else: I'm married and have 3 children before the age of 35. People don't realize how big of a mistake they are making by putting the family stuff off.

@PGATUOR Anyone voting for Scottie does not play golf. Lady tees are stupid short, she would be hitting a 56/lob on par 3s. Would have tons of eagle opps on par 5s. If she was playing well she would shoot low 60s all day.

Who’d win in this matchup? Scottie Scheffler (playing from the tips) or Nelly Korda (playing from the women’s tees)?

@gainzy222 Ordered thanks for the rec

Been years since I read a fictional book I actually liked All these bestsellers were written by low iq authors and instead of being subtle, the foreshadowing was so obvious you could easily infer how everything would play out to the point of boredom Red Rising - 10/10 go read

@JulieChangRE I just agreed with your proposition(pay an hourly or flat fee as a buyer) so I have no idea what you are on about. Realtors for the most part are a scourge on the earth post the internet existing and being accesible to the average person.

@JulieChangRE More than happy to pay my buyers agent a couple gs to draw up my contract and coordinate showings/inspection/appraisal. That is about fair value for their services, not the $90k they expected to collect based on an antiquated commision structure.