Eugene Phyton

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Eugene Phyton

Eugene Phyton

@iAmPhyton

Strength and Honour. #GGMU

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Eugene Phyton
Eugene Phyton@iAmPhyton·
Things I wanna do in 2026 - Get more drunk - Do more drugs - Have sex with more women - Win more bets - Find God - get clean - relapse - get clean again
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Eugene Phyton
Eugene Phyton@iAmPhyton·
Bro my knees are popping like mad. 💀💀🤣
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Snr 🧸
Snr 🧸@vinicius_snrr·
Need a woman that would be sending me streaks like this, I’m tired of seeing pictures of rice and stew
nae@naebxaa

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Piano Purist🪓
Piano Purist🪓@Mr_Diabolical_·
Why can’t Samsung create its own operating system, Android is holding it back
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Nedu_🔥@Hhonor_·
First Nigerian to fall in Türkiye
Nedu_🔥 tweet media
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stache X.
stache X.@ElStachioo·
I dy midlife crisis and I never even clock 30, watin go come sup by the time I reach there
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Oyindamola🙄
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35·
“I’m a woman DSP, I retired in the year 2024, we served this country and now we’ve turned to sl@ves. We’ve been sl@ves for long, we’ve been under sl@very for long, we’re appealing to President Tinubu to pay us” - Retired policewoman cries out 🥹🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️💔
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superdad@udysznx·
“i’ve moved on” plait your hair na
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Gold✨
Gold✨@GoldUsoro·
After I posted my 4.91 CGPA, I heard a lot of “it’s because you went to a private university” and “your First Class is a 2:2 in a public uni” 💀 Anyway… we ran it back at law school. What’s the explanation now? 😌
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Oyindamola🙄
Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35·
“They’re feeding fat on the sweat of the police, the least worker in Pencom receives 2.5 million, and it’s our money. Our people are kp@ing daily, no money to take care of them. Imagine paying CSP who served Nigerian police for 35 years 3million Naira, what kind of money is that? It is ev!l against human!ty” - Retired Policemen protests infront of Aso villa
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🃏@JakeRammos·
Name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs.
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Mo🩷@FourEyedBae·
You people’s mothers won’t use their witchcraft to fight the government,it is for other people’s children inside bus😃
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willinill!
willinill!@willinilli024·
My biggest fear is my wife suddenly becoming deeply involved in church activities and deciding she wants to become an overly religious person. God forgive me, but at that point I'm divorcing and flinging her away😭😭
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mommiana@mommiana5·
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Eugene Phyton
Eugene Phyton@iAmPhyton·
@ManLikeAkoh Car?? Can you buy a new phone? Like flagship phone released in the last 2 years.
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Akóh 🎴
Akóh 🎴@ManLikeAkoh·
When you work for a year and you can’t buy a car, you should know you’re in a very useless system! Yet you fools will travel abroad and still support this useless government.
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𝒶𝓁𝓁ℯ𝓃
𝒶𝓁𝓁ℯ𝓃@Ladie332528·
after drinking sperm, do you still like to eat food?
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