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@MetamateDaz I would trade every billionaire for an oil spill. I fucking hate them that much. The oil spill is kinder to life on earth

I do not care about billionaires. I care about nature and bees 🐝 I would trade every billionaire for one bee 🐝

@Array_EB @Peko_girlboss Most people seem to agree that they're up they're with bw2 though

@impliedgore @Peko_girlboss USUM goes in the 3rd or 4th tier imo

I saw shit so I made diarrhea

@h4ladriels I honestly don't know what I want. There's a part of me that wants them to get together out of spite towards the you know whos, but also if they part ways amicably or Tyler dies, then the fanfiction is going to go absolutely crazy

might be an unpopular opinion but i don't want weyler to get back together in s3. i want their story to be slowburn, so i'm hoping for delicious yearning and pining, them fighting together and defeating the big bad for the first time as allies, growing as individual people too.

@CorynSilver @BaikenBeyhivee I think there are less stinkers in gen 5 than gens 1 and 2

@BaikenBeyhivee Conkelder is ugly as shit, and they gave us Druddigon, Beartic, Gothitelle, Heatmor, Stunfisk, the shitty monkeys. Your point isn’t landing

I could see if gen 5 had a bad dex or something and punished you excessively, but Unova had a banger ass pokedex, so why does it making you use only its dex such a bad thing?

@AlfLandonFan36 @King_Druu Refusing to play a game because it forces you to play the game in order to play the game

@King_Druu Yes. The game shouldn't force you to do anything.

Hating a pokemon game cause it forces you to use the new pokemon is certainly a choice

@Trans_Lykeia 1% is a MASSIVE percentage of the population too. That's 1 in 100.

Notice how its the same guy just with different lighting

@RolyPolyFish @tatertotsconor Genuinely what the fuck do you think a miscarriage is? A miscarried... fetus... that results in... drumroll... a spontaneous abortion.

@tatertotsconor Not supportive of this but it clearly excludes spontaneous abortions.

I think the only solution to this is for every woman with heavy periods to start saving their largest clots in a ziplock baggie and mailing them to whoever agrees with this bill every single month. With a note attached “wasn’t sure if I should flush this or not, please confirm.”

@wesomest I'll say that the pro censorship people should definitely keep using dni's so I know who to block.

dnis are so performative bro i just block people i dont like

@TheNCSmaster I have like 6 copies of pokemon black and white and I can make a unique, functional team in every single game with a different fly and surf pokemon. Saying that the region's dex is limiting is so dramatic

Unova forcing people to use new Pokémon is based There were over 600 Pokémon by Gen 5 and there’s now over 1000. Step outside your comfort zone

@OBcrack And misogyny. So many female characters are written like shit in stories.

homophobia has been actively bad for storytelling. like, we don’t talk enough about how bigotry literally makes art worse. there’s something so humiliating about watching two same sex characters with insane chemistry get rerouted into heterosexuality. think about all the incredible ships we never got. think about how many stories would’ve been genuinely better if homophobia wasn’t a thing.

@2Materes The gen 5 hate astounds me because bw started off hated, then over time it became appreciated, and now it's taken a nosedive again and everyone who likes the gen is being called a tourist, a larper, and nostalgic.

revisionist history has come for gen 5 animated sprites

@pshaaleska @Richard_Vixen Telling everyone that you were groomed to be chivalrous by your mommy is a new level of incel brainwashing that I've never seen

@Richard_Vixen My mother repeatedly told me that it was my responsibility as a man to defend women even at the expense of myself. Groomed to put myself in harmsway, which includes war, even if she never said it. Nice try tho.

It was actually men who decided to ship teen boys off to war but nice try

@Leslie_Castich @ayat_abdul18674 @jullyig Tyler is also an unreliable narrator

@ayat_abdul18674 @impliedgore @jullyig Ora que lo conocía 😅 nmms. El propio Tyler en su momento de alucinaciones le dijo a su padre que SIEMPRE lo dejó solo, lo que significa que él señor jamás estuvo al pendiente de él, por eso el padre era un ebrio y Tyler estaba furioso con él... Tanto así que quiso matarlo

What I'm reflecting on in this post isn't whether the characters like to kill or not, but rather the level of seriousness we give to the show, the same show that doesn't demand that seriousness from us. This is the Addams Family universe, that satirizes and plays with violence.

@AURORATISM_ @ariadotwav Do you mean the laxatives or tim hortons

@ariadotwav i am so confused i have this combo all the time with no issues???😭

For non canadian oomfs this is the equivalent of telling someone to take laxatives, buldak ramen, taco bell, 5 cups of milk while being lactose intolerant and ghost peppers all at once btw

@no1gladionfan I think Hugh is one of the best pokemon game rivals tbh

people are always comparing silver to gladion when hugh is way, way more similar to gladion. they’re both motivated by their desire to help and protect their younger sisters. i don’t feel the gladion/silver comparison is accurate when gladion Always cares for his pokemon

@silvampie It's the shoes for me

Character so cool they had to nerf him with those fuckass pants and the name "hugh" 💔💔💔

@no1gladionfan I'd have a Purugly, a Herdier, or some little bug type like Dwebble or Joltik and I'm not afraid to admit that

realistically in the pokemon world i probably wouldn’t have any cool pokemon not because i don’t think i could find rare ones if i really wanted to, but because i know myself and id see this thing and start crying because its ugly and i feel bad for it

@michaelevknight If you try to run away from civilization to live off the land they'll catch you, put you in prison, and make you a slave

Someone posted: The most insane idea humanity ever normalized is that you owe money simply for being alive.

@ThawMeOut_Casey I've been using Obsidian to write my fanfic. It's free and localized to your pc hard drive

IM SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WRITING GAY FANFICTION WOULD ENLIGHTEN ME TO THE FACT THAT GOOGLE DOCS HAS A CHARACTER LIMIT FOR THEIR DOCUMENTS??? YOU'RE TELLING ME I WROTE TOO MUCH FANFICTION ARE YOU SERIOUS RN