Mike

Has anyone seen @jasonvictorcundy? Your boys were thrashed today, Peter osgood, Frank lampard jnr, you know what, u can't be bothered. What goes arround....... #ChelseaFC irons irons irons

@piersmorgan Yeah but declans performance is so much better in an arsenal shirt than when he was at West ham. You must be proud he has leant so much at under your manager. You've made him such a better player

Dreadful result. Dreadful performance. Never going to win the League like that.

@tntsports @PrimeVideo watched last 3 west games incl one on @SkySportsPL. Your presenters and commentors and coverage so much better than the woke sky crap. Can't you club together and outbid sky?? #ARSWHU

Fred is the new Nella. #ImACeleb please go away Fred S.

@LynnWal12343534 Yeah, cuz she's a fuck wit

Oh boo boo. Racist Britain keeps picking on poor Nella 🤨 Anyone know why ? 🤔

Impeccably respected, amazing #lestweforget

@rickygervais I've only gone and done it! Many years trying to get tickets for loads of events, all fam trying at once and I got thro and will be seeing you in Bristol on the 12th Dec. Please don't phone in sick 😂 #ArmageddonWorldTour

@voodoochildcj1 Cuz he answered correctly and passed it to Jan, twice, not once like the other one.

#tippingpoint ideally, Theo to get through, gets the star on the bottom butbit doesnt drop. Then takes the gamble, gets 3 riders and leaves with a big nothing #justiceforjan

Clunk Click Every Trip @UKLabour

#ENGFRA #harrykane

Let me get this straight, a man that referred to an army colleague as a ‘paki’.. Who called Afghans ‘ragheads’ and a man that dressed in a Nazi outfit with a Swastika on, is now the champion for racial issues in this country? 🤡 🌍 #HarryandMeghanNetflix

@absoluteradio the stranglers, so many, you never play enough of them. 4me, Straighten Out. 5.mins, nuc device, something better change, duchess, walk on by (best cover of a classic ever) always the sun. Most underrated band ever

@MockTheWeek Imo, brilliant comedians, but became far to political, only bashing the right and missing opurtunities (plenty off) to even things up with the left. That's why I stopped watching, but good luck to you all, and will carry on enjoying watching you do other things.

And that as they say is that. 234 episodes. 21 series. 17 years. Thanks to all of the 132 brilliant comedians who have taken part and to all of you who have watched and supported since 2005. Hope to see you again somewhere, sometime. 👏

Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield have jumped the queue, to view the coffin. Other people, like Susanna Reid and David Beckham have joined the back of the queue. This tell you everything you need to know about the ‘poverty game show’ duet. #queueforthequeue #ThisMorning

twitter.com/BroadcastMoose… @iancollinsuk this is what happened on the night of the queen's death. This could have replicated throughout thus weekend if football hadn't have been cancelled. Great shame

Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.

@GNev2 it's bad enough having one ex footballer, called Gary, not having a clue about real life, spouting his champagne socialist views. So decided to keep @GaryLineker, because at least he makes my laugh.

@BLAIMGame @GaryLineker champagne socialist who would never come live our lives. Pull up the ladder Jack, i'am alright!

Gary Lineker is suddenly worried about Climate Change. I wonder if that’s why he drives a 6 litre Mercedes? #ClimateHypocricy