fakeWIPlistener
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@ABC We complain about a 2 hour flight. These four said 685,000 miles round trip, let’s go.
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This animation shows NASA’s Artemis II mission path, a journey of nearly 685,000 miles. The crew will travel in a figure-eight trajectory, looping out from Earth, around the Moon, and back again.
Follow live updates: abcnews.link/qHsZ657
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@dhwanisaraiya_ Obviously, this but with the artist hand painting the final touch on Andrew in the picture
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@Devan_Kaney @j_nothdurft You were, are and will forever be…. The News
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I stand on business with this take
Months from now, no one will remember that the Phillies started 1-2
You will remember Sanchy throwing six shutout innings and Schwarber hitting a home run in an Opening Day win
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So my one of my podcast partners I won’t say which one ahem @drewBbalis said he’d take an opening day win and then lose the next 2 for a 1-2 start. 😂 🤣
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@Bored_Certified @NickJFreitas @Johnny_Joey The chart clearly states migrant/ inhabitant while you say citizen
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@NickJFreitas @Johnny_Joey Coincidentally, Idaho had the 2nd highest citizen migration gains in 2025…
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Let me tell you how awesome Idaho is…conservatives, and by that I mean real conservatives, have such a hold on power that not a single Democrat in the Idaho house voted against this bill. A few abstained. Be like Idaho.
Coinvo@Coinvo
WARNING: 🇺🇸 As of July 1, child rapists in Idaho will face execution by a firing squad.
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@AlchemyRemnant @ccmembersonly Keep kids away from this mentally and people like this. 8 is potentially acceptable for hunting/fishing but both are morning activities. Please teach your kids to socialize in normal society so they don’t act like this loser….. the Super Mario Bros Movie is perfect
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@ccmembersonly Nothing. Take them outside. Go hunting. Go fishing. Build something. Teach them how to be men. TV will indoctrinate them into an evil world.
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@JamieApody Once there was a little ol Bohm,
Thought his money was safe at home,
He never approved the Bohm loan,
No he’ll make his parents groan
But he’s got high hopes
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This is a crazy story! #Phillies 3rd baseman Alec Bohm is reportedly suing his Mom and Dad for funneling away his money while managing his finances for him. The lawsuit alleges that his parents used LLCs to convert his money for their own use.sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/ph…
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@DrMikeWatts @Cheryl_L_Jordan @MeghanMcCain They tend to translate across fields more than traditional jobs as they are more all encompassing. There also tends to be a better balance of physical and mental ability with greater social skills that correlate to a larger spectrum of intelligence and backgrounds. Not here tho
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@itsjustrob @Cheryl_L_Jordan @MeghanMcCain People at the peak of their field do tend to be smarter.
But those abilities do not necessarily translate across fields.
Just as skill at kissing Trump's arse does not translate to skill in counter-terrorism.
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I don’t get it - it’s a flex AOC was a bartender but it’s a negative Markwayne was a plumber?
You are such a hack.
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson
Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇
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@Betty_A_Scott @Nick1112 @dandarling @bradstewart81 Why has there been so many transitions of top guys recently? In this department and others.
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@Nick1112 @dandarling @bradstewart81 the top guy doesn't do all that much.
makes speeches, signs bills. there are 100 other people doing the work.
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Man I hate this stuff . Maybe because my dad is a retired plumber. Guys who run businesses have smarts and intellect that are invaluable.
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson
Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇
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@DrMikeWatts @Cheryl_L_Jordan @MeghanMcCain I’m comfortable saying low percentage are but the actual leaders of the industry are more prepared than what most would believe. I don’t think he fits my statement, but I believe the skillsets that lead you to be a skilled tradesman and leader fit better than most industries
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@Cheryl_L_Jordan @MeghanMcCain How many of your blue collar tradies would you feel comfortable protecting your country from terrorism?
How many of them have the skills and knowledge to evaluate intelligence and plan counter-terrorism operations?
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@OldTiger1979 @marcorandazza @bendoll1 @jimmykimmel So to be fair. Doesn’t look like he was ever an accredited plumber. He went to a tech school that doesn’t certify as it’s a 1 year non OJT program. He was a 2nd gen owner of a plumbing company at age 20.
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@marcorandazza @bendoll1 @jimmykimmel Also, there’s not much training required for a bartender. Not putting them down; my brother tended bar during college & law school, but plumbing is a trade that requires study, training & apprenticeship. We don’t like AOC because of her politics, not her skills or lack of same.
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My father fixed air, conditioners and refrigerators for a living.
Do you know who the fuck I ran all of my briefs and Legal arguments by before he died?
Every move I made in life, I asked for his advice.
@jimmykimmel - choke on a bag of rotten working class dicks.
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson
Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇
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@drewBbalis I’m not sure about this one. I put more stock in first divisional series than I do opening game. It also heavily depends on the reason of the opening series. If there’s build up because opening day is against a rival or a playoff team then that’s one thing.
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If you’re gonna debate me on this, please come with something better than:
‘wHaT iF tHeY mIsS tHe pLaYoFfS bY oNe game?’ argument
That is the most basic response in the book. Zero win probability added
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Drew Balis@drewBbalis
I give this take every year, and someone always gets mad in the replies: I would rather win on MLB Opening Day and start the season 1-2 than lose on Opening Day and start the season 2-1 You will not remember if you start 1-2 You WILL ABSOLUTELY remember winning on Opening Day
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Fred Johnson is a (less fun) version of Edmundo Sosa
Flawed if he has to play every game. Very competent in small doses
I like this move
Tom Pelissero@TomPelissero
The Eagles are re-signing OL Fred Johnson to a one-year deal, per source.
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