Dune (1984)
Dreadful. Constant exposition, Herbert’s multifaceted characters are dumbed down. Overstuffed and underbaked, still a miracle it came out this watchable. I don’t necessarily blame its faults on Lynch but there was no saving this piece of shit
2.5/10
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)
I never dislike Wes Anderson’s style, but this felt a bit cloying vis-à-vis the plot. The characters weren’t as strong as normal, and the final act is pretty weak too. It’s still enjoyable but definitely not as memorable as his other films
7/10
You tell me your girlfriend’s been chewing “all day long?” Next you’re going to tell me that her chewing muscles grow so vast that from her face a giant chin sticks out just like a violin smh
Done for @TempestLord2000, Amalia from Unicorn Overlord all berried up! It’s a shame her strapping young son seems more interested in using her for weight training though…
In Kipperdale, it’s pretty common to take magic potions before you do the deed! Khushi downed one that promised to upgrade her tongue game…technically it’s not false advertising!
You know what they say…hypnosis only works if you wanted to do it in the first place! Of course, Alex might not like the end result, but that’s assuming he ever comes out of this trance…
@vanillaru02 But you don’t understand it feels GOOD to redraw the same mildly complex curve 17 times in a row and subsequently feel like a fraud at art
Being permanently transformed doesn’t stop during the holidays! Luckily, Sandro has a VERY supportive wife to help him through this Easter…I heard she’s even got a whole pinup calendar planned