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Yesterday I spent ₦3200 on transport I was crashing out so bad on my WhatsApp status. Today I spent ₦3450 not that I branched anywhere or took uber oh🤦🏼‍♀️ shey nah like this person wan achieve 2026 goals😭😭😭

@silverpenydr @grok Grok no do partial o

If you’re one of my mutuals and you don’t have a blue tick, please indicate. @Grok, pick 10 consistent mutuals without a blue tick in the next 4 hours.

There are certain things a woman shouldn’t tweet about, sha. Whether cruise or engagement. Some things men get away with, if a woman tries it, the backlash hits different. You might get the engagement, but your future tweets won’t carry the same weight again. And y’all know it.

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PLS WHEN YOU COME ACROSS THIS POST, SAY A PRAYER FOR MY BABY SISTER 🥺 A YEAR AGO SHE STARTED HER BATTLE WITH BREAST CANCER I DUNNO THE STATE SHE IS IN RIGHT NOW BUT I KNOW ITS NOT GOOD ANYMORE. I CANT LOSE HER 🥺🙏🏾 PLS SAY A PRAYER FOR HER!!!!

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@Itz_hafsoh Scope Alfas 🤣

@itz_tomide_ I think it is everywhere, I have encountered some in Ibadan, when I was schooling in Polytechnic Ibadan.

I’m the type that doesn’t like going home during holidays, so I usually stay back in school. Where I was staying then was a four-flat compound, one occupied by an Alfa, some indigenes n, and the last one by us, students. We were three in the flat. One holiday, my flat mates had travelled, so I was the only one left, and nobody really knew I was around. One morning, after washing my clothes and spreading them outside, I saw the Alfa. He called me and said He wants to see me, and I was surprised, but I went to meet him. When I got there, he started asking me questions, my name, my birth month, if I was in a relationship. I already knew the direction he was going, so I gave him a wrong birth month. At that time, I was engaged, so I told him that. He said I should give him his information but I didn’t. Then he started asking about my mum’s name, and I refused. I told him there are some personal things I cannot share. He said he had seen something and needed the information to explain it, but I told him if there was anything, he should just say it without asking for my details. He kept talking, saying different things, trying to get information from me. While he was talking he mentioned a friend of mine and ask how close we were, It was then that I found out he had already spoken to one of my friends when I travelled. She gave him a lot of personal information her parents’ names, her boyfriend’s name, and more that one no sabi their ways, he started saying things about her, even claiming they were compatible, calling her fire and himself water. This person you are talking about that you are compatible is practicing another religion and you yourself is married (covered with Jilbab). At that point, I understood what he was doing, trying to use people’s information to appear like he knew things. But because I’ve seen things like this before, I didn’t give him any information. Immediately I left, I called my dad and told him everything. He warned me to be very careful, even about things like spreading clothes outside. Since then, I’ve kept my distance from him. He knew I changed because I don’t even give him attention till I finish from school .

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@itz_tomide_ The cost of living wants to kill the living

Yesterday I spent ₦3200 on transport I was crashing out so bad on my WhatsApp status. Today I spent ₦3450 not that I branched anywhere or took uber oh🤦🏼‍♀️ shey nah like this person wan achieve 2026 goals😭😭😭

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@itz_tomide_ Alright I will do just that

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@GbemisolD You will even forget you have a phone 😒

"X is a full-time job" Lmao,you never jam food business.

@lauder12 Lepa 😭😭😭

A compliment that resemble an insult!! Let’s have it📌

@Gadgets_Bobo You have to go and bring the goodies for us to share 😺

@itz_tomide_ 😹😹😹

Babe, how are you? Good evening ❤️ I want to talk to you about something important 😅 All my guys, their babes don upgrade their cars… some dey drive Lambo, some even Rolls Royce. Look me na… I still dey use Toyota muscle 😔 E no too make sense like that na. And the funny thing be say, plenty women outside even sugar mummies wey dey toast me, say dem wan upgrade my life 😩 But I dey loyal o… I choose you (for now)🥹 You wey dey do ajo and all… you no fit use small upgrade your man’s car? 🥺😂 If you can’t spend on me there are plenty woman outside that will spend on me

@Gadgets_Bobo You don't want to go again 🤷🏻‍♀️

@itz_tomide_ 😒😒😒

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I wan craze 😭😭