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Jaclyn

@jacgrifff

the shrink of the club @witches_mag

Miles from nowhere เข้าร่วม Eylül 2014
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Carine is at the cottage
That wedding was Selena longest social media break ... I hope she feels rested
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Jaclyn@jacgrifff·
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katherine Argent@effthealgorithm

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

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Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift@taylorswift13·
Talking about songwriting > Talking about anything else. Thank you @joecoscarelli and @nytmag. I had the (NY) Time of my life 😎 📷: Stefan Ruiz 🎥: Joshua Charow  nytimes.com/taylorswift
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Jaclyn@jacgrifff·
THE NEW YORK FUCKING TIMES, GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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one of the best debut albums of the decade
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Benjamin Kunkel
Benjamin Kunkel@kunktation·
Thankfully we have created these magic robots to spare you the burden of thinking, writing, making music and art—leaving you to your true passions such as dishwashing, trash disposal, and diaper-changing which we are unfortunately unable to automate at this time
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5hahem
5hahem@shaTIRED·
Mamdani, with respect, never come through my phone like that ever again unless I’m about to die girl
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Patrick Sullivan
Patrick Sullivan@PatchNavillus·
Oh you want the photo you JUST saved? Ha thats not in Photos—thats in Recently Saved Photos, which they all are. Itll be in Photos soon. Wheres that? Idk its after Memories and w/e PINNED is. Hey, be glad its not a video! Even we dont even know where tf THOSE are! Maybe “files”?
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maisie peters 💐
maisie peters 💐@maisiehpeters·
welcome to the world of my new album, florescence, out may 15th 😭 i couldn’t be more ready to share with you this next offering, held out like a peach in my hand 💛💐 maisiepeters.lnk.to/florescence
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The sunny side of Franz Kafka
The sunny side of Franz Kafka@AmschelKavka·
I absolutely belong in bed now, but I also absolutely belong with you, and that's why I'm torn between the two of you. Franz Kafka, 1913.
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