Jack Doyle

Loving Phase 2 so far Don’t think a sequel has delivered this much since Toy Story 2

More silverware for Lobby XI as we lifted the annual Caplan Cup after beating @WestminsterWFC 2-1. Goals from @matt_dathan & @oscartami1 before he went and got himself sent off 🤷‍♂️ Still pulled through in the end. @kiranstacey and Dathan continue their 100% winning streak 💯⚽🏆

Very proud of my great friend @NickPurewal who has written a gripping book about the sale of Chelsea FC. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…. Published later this year by @BitebackPub

A historic moment today as the Lobby XI played its first ever FA-sanctioned game against @LibDems. A fantastic turnout of seven MPs for the LDs. The Lobby ran out 8-0 winners at Brighton’s training ground - goals from Quinn (3), Tami (2), King (2) and Rajab. Labour next week.

Time to rid ourselves of the ridiculous 'political content removed' rules on government websites. The public can cope with political statements. This is borderline unreadable. gov.uk/government/spe…

🍿 🍿 🍿 @ShippersUnbound

Every day some annoying WhatsApp change. First the capital letters. Now it’s green. Please stop.

@JohnRentoul @edballs @Rob_Merrick The aftermath of that clash. Looking forward to the rematch and catching up with lobby legends Paddy Hennessy, @GPascoeWatson @_AndrewPorter

What happened when @edballs and @Rob_Merrick met on the pitch 10 years ago independent.co.uk/news/people/re…

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@MrHarryCole @MattChorley Ed’s Chocolate Salty Balls. CaraMel Stride.

@MattChorley Tony’s Blair

Politicians as chocolate bars please…

‘Government reshuffles have ended plenty of political careers, but it's not often that they save a life.’ Cracking intro to a shocking read by @JasonGroves1 dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

Sometimes. When I look in your eyes I can see your soul.

Prof Chris Whitty @CMO_England was completely right in this judgment. Just imagine the catastrophic consequences for public confidence of an unsafe Covid vaccine. Approval process very effectively compressed by Kate Bingham and vaccine taskforce. telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/03/0…

Beg, borrow, steal a ticket. Superb. And the trippiest last 20 mins ever. 🇮🇹🧄🥖🤌🏻🪩

Rishi Sunak, Boris Johnson, loyalty, ambition, lobotomisation, LBJ and flights of steps. My article for the Mail today. mol.im/a/11354439

@MrHarryCole ‘Salad Days’

Tip of the iceberg: The romainer who because became a champion of vote leaf… a rocket rise etc

Iran's missile strike revenge, Daily Mail third front page edition today

EXC 'I'm pansexual' says @LaylaMoran in tomorrow's Daily Mail

MAIL ON SUNDAY: Ministers bent polo team visa rules for the Queen #TomorrowsPapersToday

‘Don’t bite your nails to the cuticles/hang with aggressive marsupials...’ Bravo @Australia