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@Carra23 Here’s my 5 a side team from that group: Keeper: Cech (his ice hockey keeping experience is perfect) Defender: Schneichel (a wall) Midfielders: Ederson, Allisson - (Brazilian flair in the middle) Forward: Reina (the smallest so probably the most nimble and quick)

@barneyronay 100% behind the grand plan. So many hurdles to overcome to make it happen. I just hope that some of these incentives are made available to every child. We know the advantages private school offers young cricketers already.

@jakeadopter I think this might be overlooking the fact they still need to operate even when your kid is at school. If you read the article the idea is to put cricket actually in the curriculum, partnered with the school, so you wouldn’t have to worry about term times.

I think this is the best cricket centre in the world. Scaleable. Not just for posh kids with mad parents. The ecb should back this theguardian.com/sport/2025/dec…

@eli_enis Cannot wait

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@reginalddhunter Call that comedy? You should be ashamed

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@bccamplight @laurenlaverne @BBC6Music Great tune - perfect summer track

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@Matt5cott Maybe they should stop with the tactical fouling then?

Only Arsenal have had players sent for “clear goalscoring opportunities” from the fucking halfway line. And it has now happened twice. VAR rerefereeing football matches - which there was an express directive preseason they should not do - but only ever for Arsenal. 🔴⚪️

@UniRdg_Chem can you please confirm the veracity of this: change.org/p/stop-univers…

@FootballCliches perhaps not this name though Joe?

@FootballCliches got at least 10 mins worth of content on Tottenha’s ‘Mikey’ Moore surely

@Matt5cott @brucemillington Is it exhausting having to find an explanation to defend Arsenal every single time the referee gives a decision against them?

@brucemillington He was going through with it as the whistle went. He’s meant to hear the whistle, react, stop, launching himself and his boot at the ball because Oliver’s chosen to whistle then? As Neville says, “He hears the whistle and he doesn’t put his foot fully through it.”

“Don’t worry if we go a goal down. Michael. Do your work.” 🔴⚪️

@junodreamband What time are you playing this evening in Brighton pls?

On at 8pm tonight

@1899INE Fair play mate

England - Somewhere Only We Know

@FootballCliches shocking lyrics fail here from Private Eye

Chapeau @IanWright0 👏

Hilarious

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@rhodri any plans in the offing for some Scritti action...?

@restisents can we all agree that the ceremonial burning of Claudia’s flaming pouches should be delivered anonymously? If Mollie had been thinking clearly, she would have realised that Jaz must be a faithful.

@lfc fans poll for next manager to replace #klopp