Jamie Fletcher

@centredevils Matic is right!

FT: Lyon 2-2 Manchester United Thoughts on the game? 💭

@JayMotty Same attitude as lingard and pogba….good riddance!

United still paying Jadon Sancho to play football for someone else. Arguably the most disastrous signing we've ever made. Just a complete waste of money.

@NOT_MOTD Don’t worry Højlund lad, you’ll score soon.

FFS. 🤣🤣 twitter.com/ftbledison1/st…

@NoContextHumans I have genital warts

FC Copenhagen have not scored a goal in any of their last seven matches against English sides in European competition (D3 L4) #MUFC

@AlternativeMUFC 16th

Correctly guess the minute Zaha will inevitably score and I'll pick one of you who hits the nail on the head and you can have absolutely anything off our site for free. Go:

@__IrufcI__ Getting sacked in the morning…..

@UnitedStandMUFC #patback

Ashley Young to #mufc...YES/NO?

@Evra we need a LB, hear me out! sign him up #patback #MUFC #ilovethisgame #GlazerOut

@alifarhat79 Chanel my inner Liam Neesen, Save the plane and save the Earth!

What would you do in this situation?

@ManUtd New signing imminent…..Jason Blackwood….looks like greenwood, plays like greenwood but not greenwood!

Club statement. #MUFC

@AniUTD Pogba

Two shit performances to kick start the season. Wonder who’s gonna be our panic £80m signing 🤔

@UtdPlug Ten hag has knocked him!

🚨 Harry Maguire is out with a "minor injury". #MUFC

@GaryLineker Me too! And I’m 1st day in after a vasectomy!

That rabona from Bruno was so good it gave me a boner….which is quite something at my age.

@talkSPORT 3 points though!

@theyorkmix Police community support officer calls for backup to arrest 15year old boy.

Police appeal for witnesses after a community support officer assaulted in Knaresborough #NorthYorkshire #NorthYorkshireNews #Knaresborough yorkmix.com/police-appeal-…

@D_DeGea Forever red love you Dave lad

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters. I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers. It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together. Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings. Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me. We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️

@talkSPORT Paul pogba

Name a player who recently played for your club and everyone has already forgotten about?

@UtdXclusive Out!!!!

ONE word for Wout Weghorst? #mufc

@HumansNoContext Smash him