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@Sec_Noem You’ve heard of an Elf on a Shelf but have you heard of a…

@lucasmustafinha Honestly feel the exact same way. I bought the DLC the day it came out and was almost immediately put off by it to the point I haven’t really played the game at all since that first week it was out. Worst DLC for any game that I can remember.

como pode Pokémon Legends ZA primeiro caso de jogo de switch que comprei a DLC e a DLC ao invés de me dar um gás extra matou o jogo pra mim

@NotDevinsMom I’d prefer 9.25 hours.

Only 925 days left until the fat fuck is gone.

@KateWilton1 @Artemitzi So you’re saying we’d have something to look forward to?

@jaskline2007 @Artemitzi But then he’ll have to die again 40 days later

My theory is they’re in the process of staging Trump’s death (like they did his assassination attempt) by leaking that he’s at Walter Reed Hospital, so he can “resurrect” tomorrow on Easter and be compared to Jesus by all those mindless Christian fanatics. #Trump #WalterReed

@theliamnissan Nah, they’re staging his death so he can be resurrected on Easter and fool all those mindless MAGA Christian fanatics into thinking that he’s the second-coming of Jesus. Watch.

They're keeping it secret but Trump was just rushed to the hospital

@KayceSmith That’s what the West Coast is getting. Best time zone for watching sports.

I know we complain about it every year but WHY are we tipping a Final Four game at 8:49 pm?? It’s Saturday. Give us an afternoon game and an evening game.

@AppleTVNewsHub The only one I’m even remotely sad about is Mythic Quest. Haven’t even heard of most of the others.

Every #AppleTV show that was CANCELLED (official and unofficial): Truth Be Told Mythic Quest Home Before Dark Central Park Little Voice The Mosquito Coast Schmigadoon! Mr. Corman The Problem with Jon Stewart Swagger Dr. Brain The Afterparty Suspicion Pachinko Now and Then Surface Shantaram Echo 3 Dear Edward Hello Tomorrow! The Big Door Prize High Desert City on Fire Strange Planet The Changeling Still Up Constellation The New Look Palm Royale Land of Women Sunny Time Bandits La Maison Midnight Family Prime Target Government Cheese The Last Frontier Invasion, Loot, and Smoke are likely to join this list soon.

@TheoLawson_SR Didn’t they do this with Timme at the end of last season only to release him at the start of this season?

Former Zag signs a two-year NBA deal with Brooklyn. Smith is coming off a 15-point night against Atlanta, has made 54% of his 3’s in 10 games.

@Nasha_Foster Congrats! ❤️

Now seated!!! First time at the movie theater since having a baby 🥹

@EdKrassen I’d rather read that he’s at Walter Reed Funeral Home.

BREAKING: Speculation is rising that Donald Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center.

@Ballislife @Hoophall Nobody has ever accomplished less with more than Doc.

CONGRATS DOC! 2nd-Round Pick (1983) NBA All-Star (1988) NBA Coach Of The Year (2000) NBA Champion (2008) Top 15 Greatest NBA Coaches (2021)

@JonRothstein @Hoophall Mike D’Antoni making the HOF is certainly a choice.

The 2026 Naismith Hall-of-Fame Class, per release. Joey Crawford Mark Few Doc Rivers Amare Stoudemire Elena Delle Donne Chamique Holdsclaw Candace Parker Mike D’Antoni

@VDOOZER To be clear, the shows not ending, just a new storyline involving the characters?

Season finale and end of this three season story next week. Hope you dig it. (Excited to start completely new story next year. Feels scary/risky/fun) Thanks for watching. #Shrinking

A 2x Naismith Coach of the Year, 26 consecutive NCAA Tournament berths, and the winningest active coach by winning percentage, #26HoopClass inductee Mark Few.

@doctors_squad This was the Energizer Bunny of blackheads — it just kept going and going. Every time I thought it was done and they had got it all, more and more would come out. Very satisfying!

@11point7 This is something they coach in high school and was just bad baserunning at third.

THERE IS NO WAY THIS PLAY JUST WORKED Coaches across America will be playing this on loop.

Ooof. Tough day for the Huskies!

@reality_ahmad2 Not really when you consider the seasons are shorter and they haven’t had reunion seasons to reach there like the old era has.

Kinda embarrassing for the new era #Survivor

@realpacobrady @EW Yeah but it’s not exactly the epitome of art and great acting.

@jaskline2007 @EW Super Troopers is a classic!

Brian Cox calls out actor after actor in a new profile, says Johnny Depp is 'so overblown, so overrated,' Edward Norton is 'a pain in the arse,' Ian McKellen's acting is 'not to my taste.' ew.com/brian-cox-edwa…

@gbellseattle Damn. How old school of him. But like bro, you’re about to be a major leaguer making millions. What’s the rush? Live it up for a bit, you know? lol

@jaskline2007 Yes, at 19. The Pirates TV network interviewed her a few minutes ago during an inning.

Konnor Griffin (19 years, 344 days), youngest player to debut as a starting SS since Mariners’ Alex Rodriguez (18 years, 346 days) in 1994. 1st MLB at bat, 1st run in Pittsburgh. Wife, mom, fam going nuts in the suite. All the days and nights in the cage, at the yard. Awesome