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@java_karla
Wife, Mom, Coffee lover, AF Veteran, Hockey fan! My friend, this life we live It's not what we have, it's what we believe
Colorado เข้าร่วม Kasım 2011
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Yo Einstein none of that matters if you’re a married woman, your birth certificate will prevent you from voting since it has your birth name on it, and not your married name. Anyone can get a duplicate Social Security card, but it has to have your original birth name on it. I suggest you educate yourself
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For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out.
Here's how it went:
1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14.
2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0.
3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5.
It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops.
Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID.
I know you guys knew that already... lol
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@SGTWipper1Each Denatured proteins and some fat. Adding a little vinegar or lemon juice to the water helps reduce its formation.
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I’m boiling chicken for my dog’s food.
What do you suppose this foam consists of?
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Jesus, we beseech You to watch over our brave combat medics. Grant them strength in times of chaos, wisdom in moments of urgency, and peace amidst the storm. May their hands bring healing and their hearts be shielded from despair. Bless them as they serve our heroes with unwavering courage. Amen.
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This individual has announced that he is no longer following me. Please keep me in your thoughts through this difficult period.
satirewriter@satirewriter
@GadSaad @JohnCleese no more
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It's been a day. Then Mr. Mason comes home, bends down and kisses my neck like he does, and all is right with the world once more.
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Describe CongressMAN Sarah McBride using ONE word. 🏳️⚧️
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“Lord Jesus, please be a fence around me and forgive me for what I’m about to say.”
The Turquoise Temptress@heartsabustin
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Name the cover song day
If I should stay
I would only be in your way
So I′ll go, but I know
I'll think of you
every step of the way
And ...
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Lord Jesus, grant us the courage to face the battles that lie ahead.
Strengthen our hearts and minds, that we may stand firm in the face of adversity.
Help us to trust in Your guidance and to find peace amidst the turmoil.
May we be emboldened by Your love, and may our faith shine brightly as we fight for what is right.
Amen.
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Name the cover song day
Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away,
I've got to
Get away
from the pain you drive
into the heart of me
The love we share
seems to go nowhere
And our love's not right
For I toss and turn,
I can't sleep at night
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Name the cover song day
See,
don't ever set me free
I always wanna be by your side
Girl,
___ ______ ___ __ now
You got me so I can't sleep at night
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Is your first favorite Band still your favorite Band?
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Good morning. Happy Tuesday. Everyone have a great day. 🙏
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