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@StacksAndStocks @heatdaddy69420 😂

@heatdaddy69420 And bro was 6’5”… bro had life on easy mode and decided to play on all madden …..beyond belief

People forget that Osama Bin Laden was a trust fund baby and he was being a terrorist and living in caves for the love of the game. That is insane.

When you hear someone paid $11.5M for your guitar... 📸 Roger Ressmeyer

@SallyMayweather 💀

Politicians in 1996: “I tried pot but I did not inhale.” Politicians in 2026: “I fucked a child but I did not eat it.”

60+ degrees out and we got dark mode back let’s go life ain’t so bad after all

@thrluv 💀

no babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting an hour before you actually get up are so cute & i love them so much

@atrophicbtrfly nice

woke donkeys be like my pronouns are he/haw

@skxllflower Message and ask!

what do i do if my only option for this vinyl i’m looking for is to somehow buy it from some guy on discogs who won’t ship to america

@faustianwigger i giggled

Roman Jews in 43 BC: "Persia is weeks away from developing a trebuchet"

Shit runs downhill 💩

@unusual_whales The prices are direct correlation to the assessments which were made by the local governments to increase tax revenue

Realtors say there is a "new housing crisis," per the Independent.

The Seeded vs Non-Seeded debate is tearing us apart Philly 😭

I know that first trumpet note is gonna hit like crack

my track S T I L L N E S S which was previously a bandcamp exclusive is now streaming on all platforms. open.spotify.com/track/4HiWAcjW…

don't forget to take your beanie off before you start mixing a track