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@mycoliza Holy $#!t

KISSINGER DAY!!!!!!

@mycoliza correct

“jack” is short for “jachary”

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The deadline to apply for FEMA and SBA benefits is approaching. Please note, FEMA disaster grants are not taxable income and accepting a FEMA grant will not affect eligibility federal benefits. Apply today at disasterassistance.gov

Legit call from the school: Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report

@kevinbaker The correct answer is “yes”

As we prepare for the incoming weather lets take a moment to pause and look at the visible imagery and marvel at what Mother Nature is sending our way.

@eean @NWSBayArea I totally want that t-shirt now 🌊

@NWSBayArea If you ever make a T-shirt, it should say this on it

Tsunami NOT expected.

Pediatric hospitalizations are surging. Cases of all respiratory viruses surging. #COVID is rising again too. It’s time we #BringBackMasks and use that hashtag #️⃣ going forward. #COVIDisAirborne #CovidIsNotOver

Now THIS would make a compelling podcast.

America has coddled extremely religious people for too long bitch.

i cant fucking believe i was in the middle of a mass shooting. ive felt safe at this parade for 18 years and today i got hit with a bullet and nothing will change in america this is ridiculous

@pizzaslicing 😂

how me and the homies drink the claws #WhiteClawSZN

More records broken today. With San Jose Airport rising up to tie with its all-time February record of 81° from 2/26/1986 And Salinas Airport breaking its all-time February record of 87 from, just days ago, 2/10/2022. #CAwx

New York Times, Feb. 5: 900 Dead, but Many Americans Move On New York Times, Feb. 8: "The New Normal: A Virtual Event on Life and Love After Omicron" Leonhardt is "Many Americans," and he's normalizing [checks the NYT Covid tracker] 253K new infections + 2,500 deaths a day

@ReporterJess No reporting on why?

Santa Cruz ‘aggressive’ traffic enforcement cites 138 dlvr.it/SJPznC

We are making our evening observations: Bird. #CAwx

I am excited to share a new study led by Shachar Givon & @MatanSamina w/ Ohad Ben Shahar: Goldfish can learn to navigate a small robotic vehicle on land. We trained goldfish to drive a wheeled platform that reacts to the fish’s movement (authors.elsevier.com/a/1eEnubrwfBCwg).

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@Wizards_DnD I roll today too but it looks good but it’s good too but it’s good that too many of them are going on to me and they don’t have a lot to say about right there but they don’t want me too but I don’t want them in my room anymore lol lol yeah yeah that’s what I’m thinking 🤔

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