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@hellothisisivan @almurray Their chocolate tastes like shit now anyways

The bathos of invoking Britain’s many centuries of Christian tradition in order to complain about confectionery is utterly hilarious

@Perky_43 @SocialistVoice Bastard

⚠️PLEASE PLEASE RETWEET THE HELL OUT OF THIS KITTEN ABUSER 🚨 BEN MURKIN, ELY ⚠️KNOW HIS FACE⚠️ A sadistic animal abuser has avoided prison after inflicting catastrophic injuries on a kitten after throwing it at a wall, a door and down the stairs. Ben Murkin, of Mill Lane, Fordham, Ely, appeared at Cambridge Crown Court on March 6 to be sentenced in a prosecution brought forward by the RSPCA. On March 6, 2024, a veterinary practice was contacted by a family member who said Murkin's cat Whisper had fallen and was struggling to breathe. By the time they arrived at the practice with Whisper, the kitten had already passed away after being in immense pain and suffering. Whisper's death was reported to the RSPCA after concerns about the injuries. An independent post mortem found that Whisper had suffered injuries including a bruised head, a left eye haemorrhage, reddening and bruising of the tail area, and multiple injuries to limbs, consistent with a strong human grip. Murkin claimed the injuries occurred when he was carrying out CPR. The post mortem also found evidence of current and old rib fractures and a fracture on the lumber vertebrae. He had also ignored advice from the bet to bring the cat back on two occasions. These included after bringing in the kitten for limping after a supposed fall in December 2023 and in February 2024 after treatment for a fractured tooth and red gums. Some of the specific acts of cruelty detailed in court included kicking Whisper against a wall, picking her up by the tail and throwing her down the stairs, and throwing Whisper against the door. The expert vet concluded in their report: “It is my expert opinion that clearly Whisper suffered as a result of the injuries she sustained however they were caused. She sustained multiple and severe injuries both to her lip and upper canine, to her ribs on the right hand side and then to her face, chest and abdomen in the final incident. “All of these will have caused her to suffer pain and distress. The final set of injuries the duration of the suffering will only have lasted as long as she remained conscious which is likely to have been a short period of time. “It is my expert opinion that the injuries sustained by Whisper were the result of deliberate and intentional trauma inflicted upon her by a person with the intention of her causing her serious harm and suffering.” The court heard he got Whisper with his girlfriend as emotional support as he was lonely. When the relationship ended, he started to resent the cat. The judge described Murkin's actions as an "extraordinary response". The judge noted this had been "astonishing cruelty to an animal" and said Murkin had committed other acts of physical violence on the cat. The offence was placed in the highest category because the injuries were "prolonged and repeated, inflicted with significant force, and resulted in death". Murkin had pleaded guilty to two counts of causing unnecessary suffering to Whisper by inflicting trauma causing injury and for failing to provide prompt veterinary treatment, in respect of the injury to the cat’s gums and fractured canine tooth. He was given a 22-month prison sentenced that has been suspended for 18 months. He has been ordered to carry out 240 hours of unpaid work and 20 Rehabilitation Activity Requirement days. He has been banned for keeping all animals for life and was ordered to pay £500 court costs and £187 victim surcharge. RSPCA Inspector Emily Astillberry said: "The actions in this case were of astonishing cruelty to a defenceless animal. It is heart-breaking to hear what Whisper - this small ragdoll kitten - had to endure such cruel and sustained suffering. She was still so young when she died and had to endure such pain and suffering during this short life.”

@ManningOfficial We can see you’re a natural Katy xxx

my goodness trying to be red carpet glamorous back in 90's !!! 🤣😘

@AllisonPearson He’s only hated by daft old cunts though. Don’t forget that bit.

Oh my goodness - this has made my sides hurt with laughing 😆😆😆 #funny #fridaysmile . Life is too short not to have a laugh 😄😄😀😀

@benonwine Me

Be Creative…Who would be a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@80s_Kidz Upstairs Downstairs

The weekend has landed! What's the first TV show you can think of when you see the LWT logo?

@KEdge23 Only 29 months? The Tories spent 14 years fucking everything up.

@KEdge23 Kevin you forgot that they have dropped interest rates several times over the last year and Mortgage rates as well. You never mention these sort of things. Also £150 off gas and electric. Would never get that with Tories. And Millions of kids out of poverty

@KEdge23 Wasn’t there a Tory recession. Ffs

Labour have spent the last 20 months destroying the economy, raising taxes, killing off jobs, and pushing inflation up. They’ve left us vulnerable to any shocks in the world. Borrowing is now spiralling. We’re heading for a recession. This is all on Labour and Keir Starmer.

@benonwine Good god no If these millionaire celebs gave up their fortunes they’d end lots of problems for distressed people but they won’t of course .

Will you be watching Comic Relief Tonight?

Fox as usual has clipped a portion of an official joint statement to make it appear there is support. Here is the full official release. "We condemn in the strongest terms recent attacks by Iran... and the de facto closure of the Strait of Hormuz... We express our readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure safe passage through the Strait. We welcome the commitment of nations who are engaging in preparatory planning." (They also call for a moratorium on attacks, support releasing oil reserves, and stabilizing energy markets via the IEA/UN — all non-military steps.) Fox took the words "appropriate efforts" as support. There is no mention of warships, naval deployments, military operations, or reversing prior refusals to send forces. "Appropriate efforts" and "preparatory planning" are classic vague diplomatic phrasing — not a firm pledge of ships or combat support.

@KEdge23 The two faces of conservatism

Good to see Kemi Badenoch hitting back at the media for asking dumb questions regarding Nigel Farage. “I want this to be clear for you Chris - I don’t care what Nigel Farage says.” Excellent response.

@KEdge23 In 2029 this country will get to vote for which party they what for the next 5 years, BUT you can Put MONEY ON IT, THE TORIES WON'T BE BACK IN POWER IN 2029,BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY WILL NEVER FORGET THE 14YEARS OF SELF-CENTERED MPS WHO LINED THEIR OWN POCKETS WITH TAX PAYER'S MONEY

@LeeAndersonMP_ I prefer this one

When in Rome... What do you think to my new look? 👇🏻📽️

Keir Starmer is too weak to be able to stop it and he has lost his authority, says Jacob Rees-Mogg gbnews.com/opinion/keir-s…

@Nigel_Farage Is Clacton in Scotland ?

Today I launched our manifesto and candidates here in Scotland. Let’s use devolution to cut taxes.

Perfectly sums up the BBC's and the media's sinister agenda to remove our democratically elected government.

@Daily_Express Says it all

James Cleverly encountered technical issues while attempting to play a ‘best bits’ compilation of Kemi Badenoch at the Conservatives’ local election launch 😂 #dailyexpress #badenoch #jamescleverly #tories