Joe Lyster

@SherrysDrunk Is it a washing machine or a dryer?

I am truly, truly sad about this ☹️… I don’t know of any fan who wanted this

@EwanMacKenna @ballsdotie Some man Ewan 😂😂😂

@ballsdotie 15/15 in under 20 seconds. Greatest day in Irish history and greatest win ever in global sport.

This is hard. 10 out of 15 is pretty good going balls.ie/rugby/quiz-nam…

@EwanMacKenna 😂😂😂

Heather Humphreys is a fucking moron. Sorry if harsh, but needs saying. She's a simplistic fool who shouldn't be let near a plug socket, let alone power. She has IQ of a spanked arse, and an understanding of domestic affairs and geopolitics akin to a cat staring at a chess board.

@SBakerMD Great stuff Shawn, Olympics 2028? 💪💪💪

First track meet done and dusted- ran against high school kids 40 years younger and 100 lbs lighter than me😜 Oldest guy at the meet finished 54th out of 63 athletes in the 100 -official time 14.54 sec and also anchored a 4 x 100 with time of 53 seconds

@JohnHansel77066 Happy birthday Emily 🎉🎉🎉

My beautiful daughter Emily is celebrating her 23rd birthday today! If you're scrolling by please drop a like and join me in wishing her a Happy Birthday 🎈 🎂 🎁

@vini_ball Allison Becker 🇧🇷 Jan Oblak 🇸🇮 Gianluigi Buffon 🇮🇹 Peter Schmeichel 🇩🇰

Manuel Neuer 🇩🇪 Thibaut Courtois 🇧🇪 Iker Casillas 🇪🇸 Gianluigi Buffon 🇮🇹 You can choose the order but these are the 4 best goalkeepers of all time.

@Tom9296031114 Good man Tom, have a wonderful day 🎉🎉🎉

I'm 95 today.

WE NEED YOUR HELP!! Leon got heartbreaking news recently and has no more treatment options. When days get dark, we need to create light. Leon loves GAA jerseys, all of them! Is there any way we can get as many counties to gift Leon a signed jersey from their team?

@WelBeast More like who makes it out alive from the dressing room for kick off! 😂

Who gets booked first?

@CarlowWeather Lovely Alan 🤩

The rain has helped the lawn after I scarified it and then Kress robot mower started cutting it. Looking a lot better now.

@kinnerker @kearney_phil @drstephenharvey @MarkLyonsUL @PessLimerick @SportHumanPerf @tandfsport Well done Paul, great insights 👌

@ThePunnyWorld Cheesus Christ…that’s not Gouda…

Not a grate day

@frpaddybyrne Continued Health, Strength and Happiness to Theo and his Parents.

Baby Theo, born very premature and was very sick. Today, is a great day, he was baptised now healthy and well. Well done Barry and Emma.

@CollinRugg Mentally ill

NEW: Michigan state Rep. Laurie Pohutsky says she has sterilized herself thanks to President Donald Trump. The pro-abortion advocate (as seen below) says she refuses to be treated like "currency," which is why she sterilized herself. "Just under two weeks ago, I underwent surgery to ensure that I would never have to navigate a pregnancy in Donald Trump’s America," Pohutsky said. "I refuse to let my body be treated as currency by an administration that only sees value in my ability to procreate." "If you know people who are questioning how serious this is, I’m going to repeat myself: A sitting government official opted for voluntary sterilization because she was uncertain she would be able to access contraception in the future."

@declanganley 2/2Declan 5. Repeat step 2 6. Infill with topsoil and potash/horsemanure (small amount) to remineralise the area. 7. Compact soil and water (if needed). *stability needs to be monitored. Add more if needed.

@declanganley 1/2Declan: 1.Excavate the hole to expose the roots in the ground. 2. Using a post driver, place a 2.4m post into the ground. 3. Hoist/push tree into position. Use metal strap to secure tree to post. 4. Connect main roots in ground to those on the tree using bark strips & tape.

If there is an arborist on here that would be so kind as to opine, I’m wondering if I can save this monkey puzzle tree? We have the machinery to lift it back into place but does it have any chance of surviving or is it finished and should we just log it? I would love to save it if at all possible.

@EwanMacKenna Don’t worry Ewan, there’s a GAA father out there somewhere telling his son to go out and practice his 45’s into the wind….because if you can kick them today son, you can kick them any day!

If it isn't, will there be an acceptance of fear porn and hyperbole as if people can't hunker down overnight, or will it be ignored as she moves onto next fear porn event in the hope of grants? Fuck sake. I hate them

@TheProjectUnity Looks like John Kerry!

If the United States Department of Defense were to publicly state that this is a real image of a Non-Human Intelligence... Would you believe them? What would it take to be convinced?

@OdohertyI64991 @rtenews Ian, what surprises me more is that you still watch the RTE News…brought to you by whoever paid for it.

Jesus just make it stop. @rtenews we get it, it's called winter. Some places had a bit of snow. I know, shocking. This ridiculous overhyping of actually a fairly mild winter is one of the reasons why people don't trust legacy media. You're just being silly. It's snow.

@frpaddybyrne God bless him. Wishing baby and family much health and strength in the days to come 🙏

Recently I asked for prayers because this baby was very sick. Tonight, for the first time, he is home with his parents. What a gift. Miracles do happen.