𝙹𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚎💨

i am 8 months sober from weed and alcohol. and 5 months clean from self harm. :) as of 2 days ago.

Getting fingered by the flash would be insane

Crazy how Spotify treat people with no subscription like life with no choice??

This goal sent joy and happiness down my spine 🥶 What did this goal do to you 🌚🤞

putting your phone on dnd & ignoring the whole world is self care 📵🧘‍♀️✨🌿

Brattygbaby offered to give her male customer something more pink and wet than his pink smoothie 💦💅🏾

Women are really good at flirting when they are geographically unreachable

Bruh I don’t care about being famous I just wanna make $2,000 a week and live a quiet life 😂

"Kids these days don't know any practical skills" Someone part of the generation that decided to remove wood shop, auto shop, home ac, and personal finance from public school curriculums in exchange for more practical tests.

POV: You might need an intervention if you're buying a Magnum Geek Bar.

On my flight today I woke up from a nap n an attendant was walking down the aisle holding a pug, saying “we found this pug. Whose pug is this??” And for 3 hours we all just took turns holding the mystery pug until a verrrry stoned man in the last row woke up & was like “Roscoe?!”

We celebrate people who burn out and call them “hardworking” rest isn’t laziness .

Sometimes you gotta fall back from pple & situations just to find your peace. Stop tolerating what's draining you!

"that betrayal shit hits different, especially from the person u had nun but love for"

the person you loved the most gone teach you to never love like that again

Don't forget the lifestyle you promised yourself.

All packed and ready to go

Morning question: Coffee first or blunt first?

My brain is funny… why am I procrastinating the very blunt I’ve been saying I want to smoke? 😭

why are so many sex toys purple, is there some sort of science behind purple and horniness?? 🤨