HVACGroyper

I will only vote for a Nick Fuentes supported candidate.

@Groypeon @thomasco24 Happy birthday!

@thomasco24 It's my birthday I'm fucking eating.

“Can I have something to eat?” “No💅”

@liziestar @TrvthGuy I do have a nephew

@juicewoot @TrvthGuy Build one for your nephew!

My cousins had an actual treehouse that you had to climb into with a ladder in Alaska. Probably peak life moment was seeing that as a kid.

“I must have alpha-gal syndrome the way I do not have beef with anybody.”

@uzi5_55 🙏🏻

Please pray for me. Personal issues

@FTLOTG99 Goooood morning groyper!

Good morning Groyper. We’re moving Groyper. Have a great weekend Groyper! Much love Groyper!! 🫡🐸💚

@GroyperGreg Fr

Sneako really is a piece of shit.

@imperatorjacob That's always fun

@juicewoot Had to change a heat exchanger today 🫩

It can never just be easy changing a blower motor.

@pussfilled2003 Just a squirrel cage with a motor in it

@juicewoot Wtf it looks similar to the one I replaced in my car 😃

@MustardFren @japan_nobunaga Mustard got more cred than ranch

@japan_nobunaga Have I brought shame to my house by devoting my life to mustard?

USA. There is a white sauce here that the people pour upon everything, with the devotion of a sacred rite. I have become a believer. I noticed it slowly. A bowl of it beside the vegetables. A cup of it beside the bread. Beside the meat. Beside the other sauce. Children dipped fruit in it. A grown man beside me poured it onto a slice of pizza that already had a sauce of its own, closed his eyes, and sighed like a man coming home. I asked its name. They told me with a small reverence: ranch. For it is written that every great people anoints its food with one sacred thing — a drop of gold pressed from olives, a paste of beans aged in cedar. This nation has chosen a cool white elixir, and it anoints not one dish but all dishes, holding nothing back. For to leave a single food unblessed would be the deeper impiety. So I anointed. Everything. The vegetable, yes. But also the rice. The egg. The morning fish. I would not be the one barbarian who left his plate unblessed while a whole nation dipped in joy around me. And here my heart rose, and I declared the thing a calmer man would not: "I will pour this holy elixir upon every food beneath the heavens — the noble and the humble, the savory and the sweet — until I find the one dish it cannot improve. And on that day I will know I have reached the very edge of the world, for everything within it has been made better by ranch." The teenager refilling the dip station watched me anoint a bowl of rice. "...that's a lot of ranch, my guy." "It is the correct amount," I told him, "for a god." I have not yet found the dish it cannot improve. I have stopped looking. So I brought a great vat of it to the next gathering and set it at the center of the table, and the whole room descended upon it with cries of joy, and a woman I had never met looked at me and said, "okay — YOU get it." I have never felt more accepted. So tell me, America. You call it ranch. A condiment. A thing on the side. I call it the one sauce a whole nation agreed to love together — and I dip, with all of you, gladly.

@Goatedko They are calling him the most performative male to ever live

@willythegroyper That's how I'd do it too brother

@juicewoot Technically but yk if you call after 9-10 you’re gonna have to wait until morning ykwim. I’m fixing to call it a night here in a min

@willythegroyper You 24/7?

@juicewoot No calls so far tonight 😁

@willythegroyper It's gonna be an easy weekend don't fret bro

@juicewoot Don’t put this vibe out on my on-call weekend bro

Account got nuked from indians @slimefren132450 @juicewoot @chinesegroyper @PunishedLilithN @Cos_2319 @BarryMcHawKKK @snow_frog8

@MezzleMax @beargroyper_ Blue raspberry

@juicewoot @beargroyper_ what flava

#Groypers favorite energy drinks? Go

@MezzleMax @beargroyper_ Got too hot after drinking one I guess. Passed out

@juicewoot @beargroyper_ whoa what happened

@ElectricGroyp I only work in shitholes it seems like

@juicewoot I was in a shithole just like this today… never fun

@PtigaD2022 That's a good way to look at it

@juicewoot Sometimes I think that each of these "hits" is like the strike of a hammer on red-hot steel out of the forge of life, slowly shaping us into the form that God intends. Other times, I throw up my hands and scream WTF!