@berhomonim Kejaksaan sekarang ini juga udah punya plat nomor mobil sendiri mirip TNI 😂😂
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lndro Cahyono
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lndro Cahyono
@juventindro
Male, Born 1978, Juventus F.C., LG Electronics Indonesia, Diponegoro University Semarang, Open University Jakarta
Jakarta, Indonesia เข้าร่วม Mart 2012
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Kenapa jaksa ini terus mengulangi kata “siap”? Karena itu doktrin militer yang sudah mendarah daging di tubuh Kejaksaan RI. Setiap kali menghadapi “pimpinan”, mereka dilatih menjawab seperti prajurit di depan komandan: “Siap, pimpinan!” atau “Siap izin…”.
Bukan jawaban profesional, bukan penjelasan hukum, tapi respons otomatis ala tentara. Di video ini, kata “siap” diucapkan berulang-ulang (siap salah… siap izin… siap pimpinan… siap salah pimpinan…) sampai terdengar seperti robot rusak.
Bukan karena dia gugup semata, tapi karena itu cara standar mereka menghormati hierarki meski isi kepala kosong.
Sumatera Adil & Federal@indepenSumatera
Bunuh diri hukum sebenarnya, menempatkan orang yang tidak sesuai dengan kemampuannya. Pecat Kejari dungu ini, kesalahan sangat fatal dan tidak dapat ditolerir. Bersihkan lembaga-lembaga hukum dari orang orang yang tidak berkompeten
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lndro Cahyono รีทวีตแล้ว
lndro Cahyono รีทวีตแล้ว
Ini adalah masalah bagi London & Paris akibat buruknya politik integrasi moda di masa lalu pada Abad ke-19.
Kedua kota tersebut tidak memiliki stasiun sentral, di mana setiap perusahaan kereta api memiliki stasiun terminusnya sendiri yang tidak saling terhubung satu sama lain.
Di London pembangunan jalur kereta underground pada tahun 1906 akhirnya menjadi solusi untuk mengintegrasikan berbagai stasiun terminus. Hal serupa juga menjadi solusi di Paris dengan pembangunan jalur kereta metro & pengembangan kereta regional (regional rail). Namun tetap saja bagi kebanyakan orang hal ini cukup merepotkan.
Zaphod Beeblebrox 🇺🇦@Zaphod2042
Them: "What radicalised you..." Me:
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@AleinIbrahim @SoftWarNews Karena mereka menganggap Syiah bukan Islam dan aslinya bersekutu dengan Zionis.
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@SoftWarNews Anehnya orang2 yg ndukung Palestine kok ga bersuka ria yaaa ..
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12 Jam Bencana bagi Israel dan Amerika Serikat:
– Iran telah membom pabrik farmasi TEVA milik Israel—produsen obat generik terbesar di dunia. Kebocoran bahan kimia, ledakan susulan, dan fasilitas tersebut dilalap api.
– Iran telah sepenuhnya melumpuhkan Pembangkit Listrik Israel di Negev.
– Iran melakukan 27 serangan di Negev tanpa satu pun aktivasi pertahanan udara yang terlihat. Tidak ada satu pun pencegatan. TIDAK ADA SAMA SEKALI.
– Kilang Minyak Pelabuhan Haifa terdampak. Pasar saham anjlok 4% dalam beberapa jam.
– Pangkalan AS diserang SECARA SERENTAK di Kuwait, Bahrain, UEA, dan Arab Saudi. Empat negara. Satu serangan terkoordinasi.
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@SprinterPress We all know Trump is not fit to govern, yet Americans elected him back in November 2024. This fact is actually much stranger 😂😂
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The United States is governed by a strange person:
🔹 February 28: "We are starting a decisive operation." "It will be very quick."
🔹 March 2: "We will easily win."
🔹 March 3: "We have won the war."
🔹 March 7: "We have defeated Iran."
🔹 March 9: "We need to attack Iran." "The war is almost completely and very beautifully coming to an end."
🔹 March 12: "We have won, but we haven't fully won yet."
🔹 March 13: "We have won the war."
🔹 March 14: "Please help us."
🔹 March 15: "If you don't help us, I'll definitely remember it."
🔹 March 16: "In fact, we don't need any help at all." "I was just checking who was listening to me." "If NATO doesn't help, something very bad will happen to them."
🔹 March 17: "We don't need NATO's help and we don't want it." "I don't need Congress's approval to withdraw from NATO."
🔹 March 18: "Allies should cooperate to open the Strait of Hormuz."
🔹 March 19: "US allies should gather forces and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
🔹 March 20: "NATO is cowardly." "Maybe we'll gradually put an end to this."
🔹 March 21: "We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
🔹 March 22: "This is the last time. I'm giving Iran 48 hours." "Iran is finished."
🔹 March 23: "We're giving them more time."
🔹 March 24: "The war is coming to an end."
🔹 March 25: "We're still negotiating."
🔹 March 26: "Iran is begging for peace." "They've given us a gift." "We're postponing action." "We're giving them more time."
🔹 March 27: "The Ayatollah and I will together manage the Strait of Hormuz."
🔹 March 28: "There has been a regime change in Iran."
🔹 March 29: "The negotiations with Iran are going extremely well."
🔹 March 30: "The threat of an explosion and the complete destruction of Iran's oil and energy infrastructure and the occupation of Kharg Island."
🔹 March 31: "We are ready to end the war without opening the Strait of Hormuz."
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@juventindro @UTDAlex8 Yeah but two of those finals were when there was no knocking stages in 74 and 78. It was the two group system.
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🚨Most World Cup Final Appearances
1.🇩🇪 Germany – 8 finals
2.🇧🇷 Brazil – 7 finals
3.🇮🇹 Italy – 6 finals
4.🇦🇷 Argentina – 6 finals
5.🇫🇷 France – 4 finals
6.🇳🇱 Netherlands – 3 finals
7. 🇵🇹 Portuga…..𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲
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lndro Cahyono รีทวีตแล้ว
A Frenchman was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a café when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Frenchman politely ignored the American, who nevertheless started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, “You French folks eat the whole bread?”
The Frenchman frowned, annoyed at being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, “Of course.”
The American blew a huge bubble. “We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants, and sell them to France.”
The American had a smirk on his face. The Frenchman listened in silence.
The American persisted, “D’ya eat jam with your bread?”
Sighing, the Frenchman replied, “Of course.”
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, “We don’t. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell it to France.”
The Frenchman then asked, “Do you have sex in the States?”
The American smiled and said, “Why, of course we do.”
The Frenchman leaned closer and asked, “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”
“We throw them away, of course!” the American smirked, shaking his head at the obvious question.
Now it was the Frenchman’s turn to smile.
“We don’t. In France, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum, and sell them to the United States.
Why do you think it’s called Wrigley’s?”
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@LambeSahamjja WFH nya pun hari jumat, ya sama aja long weekend malah pada jalan2 semua.
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Guys menurut Jusuf Kalla, kebijakan WFH/WFA yang katanya buat hemat BBM yang bakal dilakuin pemerintah prabowo itu sebenarnya nggak tepat sasaran.
Kenapa?
Karena energi yang dipakai di kantor itu mayoritas listrik, AC, lampu dan listrik di Indonesia, khususnya Jakarta & Jawa Barat, masih didominasi PLTU berbahan batu bara, bukan BBM.
Jadi mau kerja di rumah atau di kantor, konsumsi BBM secara nasional nggak banyak berubah.
Yang lebih aneh lagi, masalahnya BBM, tapi solusinya malah WFH.
Padahal kalau mau serius hemat BBM, harusnya fokus ke transportasi:
paksa penggunaan angkutan umum
batasi kendaraan pribadi
atau dorong sepeda di daerah.
Lah ini?
Orang tetap pakai listrik di rumah, bahkan bisa jadi lebih boros karena AC dan alat elektronik nyala seharian.
Jadi bukannya hemat, bisa aja cuma mindahin beban energi dari kantor ke rumah.
Jadi pertanyaannya sekarang
ini beneran solusi hemat energi… atau cuma kebijakan biar keliatan doang?
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@NanoNkuna01 @thomasmlambo Conmebol has 6 slots for direct qualification, and 1 more for intercontinental play-off.
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@thomasmlambo 16 slots is a lot. It's called a world cup for a reason, not Euros. If they want only European slots, they'll get those at the Euros.
South America's CONMEBOL has 10 nations in total, and they got 5 slots, that's 50%. They're being racists because it's Africa (54 nations).
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The European countries being angry at the number of African teams at a World Cup is laughable.
FIFA expanded the World Cup from 32 to 48 teams.
UEFA, where Italy and Denmark play, took the biggest share with 16 slots. Italy failed to quality twice before when there were less teams.
You create the rules, we play by then and qualify yet you still complain..
There was a time when Africa had to fight for ONE spot..
LOL 🤣🤣🤣
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@footitalia1 And now Sweden qualified without winning any group qualification match 😂😂
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Throwback to 2017 when Italy needed a goal against Sweden in order to qualify for the World Cup.
Ventura instructed for De Rossi to come on, with the latter replying in anger “Why the fuck am I going on?” while pointing at Lorenzo Insigne.
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@Xcellent70 Real Madrid won European Cup in World Cup years: 1958, 1966, 1998, 2002, 2014, 2018, 2022
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@idextratime EA Sport menebak tim juara dunia mulai edisi 2010 dan tidak pernah salah. Untuk edisi 2026 tebakan EA Sports adalah PORTUGAL!
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@LambeSahamjja Trump ini orang gila, besok lusa dia akan bilang bahwa NATO itu penting sekali untuk USA.
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BREAKING NEWS Guys
Donald Trump lagi serius banget mikirin buat cabut dari NATO.
Isinya nggak kaleng-kaleng:
- NATO dibilang cuma macan kertas keliatan kuat tapi sebenernya lemah soalnya kgak berani bantuin AS lawan iran
- Amerika ngerasa Eropa udah nggak bisa diandelin lagi, apalagi habis nolak bantu soal Selat Hormuz
-Trump juga nyindir, “Iran itu ujian. Kita selalu siap bantu mereka, tapi mereka nggak ada buat kita”
-Bahkan Menlu Marco Rubio nyebut NATO kayak “jalan satu arah” Amerika doang yang kerja, yang lain numpang aman
Dan yang paling pedes:
-Trump bilang Vladimir Putin juga tau kalau NATO itu cuma “macan kertas”
Intinya:
- Amerika mulai capek jadi “tameng” Eropa
- Ada potensi retak gede di aliansi Barat
- Kalau beneran cabut, ini bisa ngerubah peta kekuatan dunia total
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Jawab jujur!!
Menurutmu, siapa Presiden Indonesia dg Public speaking dan komunikasi terbaik, di bawah ini?
Alasannya?
- Prabowo Subianto
- Joko Widodo
- Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono
- Megawati Soekarnoputri
.
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@juventindro @mohdlazhar @FaktaSepakbola tetep disebut orang swiss.
italia nya cuma dapet ktp doang.
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Perwakilan Italia yang lolos ke Piala Dunia 2026 🇮🇹
→ Carlo Ancelotti (pelatih timnas Brazil)
→ Fabio Cannavaro (pelatih timnas Uzbekistan)
→ Vincenzo Montella (pelatih timnas Turkiye)
3x beruntun gak lolos, tapi kali ini ada 3 perwakilan pelatih nya.
Presiden FIFA juga kabarnya punya background keturunan Italia
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@RidhaIntifadha Pisang pertama kali didomestikasi di Papua sekitar 6 ribu tahun silam.
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Tahu enggak sih, buah pisang inilah yang dipercaya sebagai buah terlarang dari surga.
Yup. Sebagian orang berpendapat bahwa buah yang menyebabkan terusirnya Adam dan Hawa bukanlah apel, melainkan pisang.
Tapi kok bisa begitu...?
Gimana sejarahnya?
[SEBUAH UTAS]
Khanif Irsyad@khanifirsyad
Kenapa dulunya pisang berbiji banyak, sekarang bisa tanpa biji? Kalau kita hidup ribuan tahun lalu, kita akan menemui semua pisang yg bijinya banyak. Bahkan tidak enak untuk dimakan! Tapi, kok bisa sekarang jadi mulus tanpa biji? Mari kita bahas. 🍌
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lndro Cahyono รีทวีตแล้ว
🚨 We're missing 40,000 years of boats from a migration nobody denies happened.
The settlement of Australia required deliberate ocean crossings at least 50,000 years ago.
🔹Open water. No land visible.
🔹Planned voyages, not accidents
🔹Enough people to found a population
🔹Zero vessels have survived from that era
Organised groups, large enough to establish a permanent population, crossing stretches of open water where you couldn't see the other side.
The oldest known watercraft is roughly 10,000 years old. That leaves a 40,000 year gap where we know humans were seafaring but have zero physical evidence of how.
Nobody disputes this. It's accepted science. So the next time someone says "if a lost civilisation existed, where are the ships?"... remind them we already accept 40,000 years of missing boats without question.
If absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence for Australian seafaring, why does that logic suddenly stop applying to everything else?
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@mohdlazhar @FaktaSepakbola Infantino punya 2 kewarganegaraan: Swiss dan Italia.
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@juventindro @FaktaSepakbola Orang Swiss/Austria klw ngga salah, ortunya Italiano
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