Karini

Guy reading my mortgage renewal terms and conditions over the phone is giving me ASMR lol

Who would've thought that googling members only jackets would spoil the sopranos for me.

Thinking about Rose letting go of a frozen Jack at the end of the titanic. So sad

Such a wild origin story

Imma bout to faint on this subway and I know it's cus I haven't had seltzer in 6 days

Just saw a subway rat with really big balls 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@johnjdabrowski A completely life changing show

My world has felt different ever since starting Love Island

One is better than the other tho

Like so good I had to double check the version history to see if this was my original or if someone edited

One of the most validating experiences is writing something, not looking at it for a few months, then reading it again and being like wow did I actually write this this is SO GOOD lol

@ily_esssay Congrats!!👏👏

promotion is official crazy that I achieved this within the year since joining the agency if you catch me acting too big for my britches just know im still running off the high given by this new step in my career

@brierpthedorf Ok to be fair I didn't like pasta for a long time cus I only tried pasta from like jackastors lol

@samfolkk If six flags were a city lol

okay I'm in Niagara Falls for the first time this has to be the oddest place I've ever been

@champagne_pocky 😂

@zedonarrival And photo booth pics or script engravings on the other side😭

maybe this was a toronto thing sometimes it feels like a fever dream

when will 2000s nostalgia reach that period when people wore dog tags with their ethnic country's flag on it

@Swarlayzers @carmeIodrama Try using Twitter lists! Under utilized function that doesb't count as the timeline even though they're basically the same thing. I haven't seen an ad in months.

@carmeIodrama Easy fix it to block or mute them as they come up, after a while they run out of advertisers

@jaycaspiankang Creating twitter lists avoids ads!!

@Swarlayzers Humidifier has not helped me btw. Hoping it helps you

I havent been able to string more than 2 consecutive hours of sleep with out waking up bent over coughing up all the garbage in me I'm so tired

I don't really know what to do. My house is going to be dry air because the heater runs. But I only get relief when I breath fresh night time air. Otherwise I'm just coughing up mucus for hours on end. Gunna try a humidifier and see if it helps

@Swarlayzers Omg this has been me and my parents for the past week and nothing is helping 😭

@champagne_pocky 😍😍😍😍😍 love this