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@Conner_healy Upselling is an art!

€4.5 hidden charge for a bottle of water — water that was offered by the waitress as if it were a courtesy for the table. It's a sneaky, underhanded move to tack on such an exorbitant fee without any upfront disclosure. This is downright outrageous and unacceptable!

Can any other country's flag even pretend to compete with this?

EasyJet flight cancelled after passenger defecates: ‘We’re now going to get everyone off’ 🙈 ➡️ belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/easyje… belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/uk/easyje…

@HardyRadio NY; pizza

Weekend fill in the blanks: Not many people know, but _________ is the best state for ___________.

@BelTel That’s hilarious

King William Fortified Wine – which has an alcohol proof of 16.90% ABV in a nod to the Battle of the Boyne – was launched in Glasgow last September. belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-…

President Biden is due to speak at Ulster University's new £350m campus on Wednesday, the university has confirmed bbc.in/3zKceUG

@bmilmie Does she follow you💀

@BBCJayneMcC 😐😐😐

Stormont election delayed by a year Under the plan the period for forming an executive will run until 18 January 2024. Then the 12 week window kicks in again - earliest date for a poll if SoS called one - 29 February No later than 11 April bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northe…

I just entered: The Maximum Metallica M72 Experience. You can too! Loudwire loudwire.com/maximum-metall…

@elonmusk my doge is plummeting can you please help Mr Musk

@BBCNewsNI Bro does this dude really have nothing better to do

Northern Ireland's health minister extends his department's powers under the Coronavirus Act for six months bbc.in/3dAuHM9

@RonMcGovney did you ever consider auditioning to be Metallica’s bassist again when that slot opened up either time?

@NASUWT_NI The NI Executive eats feces

We are today calling on the Northern Ireland Executive to take urgent action to protect schools, pupils and education staff. #Omicron #COVID19 #teachertwitter nasuwt.org.uk/article-listin…

@bmilmie Agreed but you spelled it wrong

@AltHistoryHub Bit sad innit chap

@over_simplified Poots moment

Face reveal

@edwinpootsmla I hope you step on a lego

oh????? too busy??????

@bmilmie Shiver mo-D-imbers

The brother of Glenn Quinn, who was murdered by the South East Antrim UDA in 2019, has called for people to "break the silence" around paramilitaries in Northern Ireland. bbc.in/396gH7x