Mike Austen

@USMNT that’s it. I’ve seen enough. Give @Antonee_Jedi the Golden Ball and Golden Boot already.

@IraninSA @FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom You can stay home, we promise you won’t be missed.

The incompetent @FIFAWorldCup host, USA, is failing to fulfill its responsibilities properly. We are guests of @FIFAcom, and it is FIFA’s responsibility to ensure that visas for all members are issued. US Denies Visas to Iran National Football Team Officials Ahead of World Cup tasnimnews.ir/3609562

@realninawysocka I’m sorry, where was the 2010 World Cup held? If you’re going to be ignorant let’s see if you can at least be resourceful.

Why do they never host a World Cup in Africa?

@AlexiLalas You signed this for me when the Wizards played the Galaxy in 1999, my question for you is who is bringing the guitar and fearless American vibes to this World Cup?

Hello, Sunshine. World Cup kicks off in 10 days. What are we yelling about?

@GovSherrillNJ Those are the exact tactics and delusions that Antifa used in Seattle during the BLM riots and there annexation of Capitol Hill. There is clearly reasoning behind this with the World Cup.

Last night, masked individuals at Delaney Hall attacked the barrier in the protected protest area and began aggressive and dangerous actions against Newark and New Jersey State Police, including throwing projectiles, utilizing the barriers as weapons, and lighting tires on fire in the street. These actions put both peaceful protestors and law enforcement in danger. The police were not in protective gear; they had been on location since early in the morning ensuring protestors and counter protestors had areas to exercise their rights safely. As these dangerous actions took place, additional support was needed to protect civilians and law enforcement.  My number one priority will always be public safety, and I remain dedicated to protecting constitutional rights. We simply cannot let ICE surge into our community. I do not know why these individuals attacked or what they wanted to accomplish, but I refuse to let these dangerous actions detract from New Jersey’s dedication to ensuring public safety, keeping people safe from ICE, and that the people detained inside Delaney Hall are treated with dignity.  While NJSP and Newark PD continue to keep the area secure, I once again urge everyone who shares these goals to work together to bring the temperature down. We must focus on advocating for better conditions for the detainees, for their families, and ultimately, for the closure of Delaney Hall, as well as to protect the many peaceful protestors who continue to make this their mission.

My @USMNT depth after Senegal: GK: Freese> Turner> Brady CB: Richards>Freeman>Trusty> Ream>McKenzie>M. Robinson WB: Dest>Jedi>Scally>Arfsten CM: Adams>McKennie> Berhalter>Roldan ATT: Pulisic>Reyna>Tillman>Weah> Aaronson>Zendejas ST: Balogun>Pepi>Wright Thoughts? 🇺🇸

@AlexiLalas For like another like 45 or 47 days, can you use your platform to lift up the @USMNT ? Our fans need it, discourse and sarcasm are what they look forward to so let’s not give it to them. #WeBelieve #AmericanOutlaws

We're winning MLS Cup!!!! 🇺🇸⚽️

Captain America is ready with a vengeance. We believe in you Pulisic, lead us like you have before!

@stuholden @mauriciojornal_ Making something out of nothing has become the official mission statement of social media. The moment the monitored clicks and views, truth and honesty disappeared. That said, US: 3 - Senegal: 1 🇺🇸

@mauriciojornal_ This is not a World Cup stadium and is a completely different process to the ones that will be used. They just laid the grass temporarily over the turf for this— it is not the normal procedure. Don’t make something out of nothing.

Gente, isso aqui é muito sério. Muda COMPLETAMENTE os jogos. Alguma providência precisa ser tomada.

@AlexiLalas Yes, full eleven for 45 minutes and pull all of them at halftime. Do the same for Portugal as well. We need chemistry and success, two lame duck losses will lead to a group exit.

Gameday. Do you want to see Pochettino start his best eleven in a friendly vs. Senegal 12 days before USMNT’s first World Cup game? If so, who would that be? 🇺🇸⚽️

@USMNT @USMNTpilka This is the worst possible news because that means Poch intends to fully start Ream.

Tim Ream has been named as the #USMNT captain by Mauricio Pochettino for the FIFA World Cup 2026. 🫡

@NYCMayor Seven months ago you used "DOGE" as a slur to attack a man for trying to make government cheaper. You spent a year treating "government efficiency" like a Republican disease. It's insane how every Republican idea is bad because it's a Republican doing it. You are all frauds.

@stoolpresidente 6.8 huh? At least I wasn’t far off and you tried our suggestion! Great to see you bringing business to our town. Thank you.

Are there any Atlanta pizza places I haven’t hit yet?

@RepJackKimble @POTUS this is who works for you. Classless, embarrassing, and divisive.

I don’t have a wife to help support me and my father may not die for years. How am I supposed to support myself if you take away my stock trading?

@RepJackKimble This is a rough take and rather embarrassing, I believe you have to be voted into Congress still or is someone forcing you to do this? No wonder CA has died if this is coming from a so-called Republican.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@USMNTTAKES Brian McBride, Cobi Jones, and Steve Sampson circa 1997

What player made you fall in love with the USMNT?

@stoolpresidente If you haven’t tried Ruby’s Sourdough Pizza in Smryna then I recommend it. Their Meaty Boi gets a solid 7.1

If your last #USMNT or #USWNT match was in 2014 and you still think we only chant “I Believe”… respectfully, you’ve been living under a rock (a very quiet, un-chanted rock) We’ve upgraded. A LOT Study up…or fake it loud. We won’t know the difference as long as you make noise

@NBA And he should absolutely be suspended for intentionally tripping Bam like he did. #NBA

A CINEMATIC ENDING IN CHARLOTTE!

@DearS_o_n Fail forward.

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