Oluwaseun Bamigboye

@CFC_Whizz I see only one answer here🤷

On a straight line😌

Parabéns, minha princesa! 🎂❤️🤍 4 anos cheios de alegria. O pai ama-te muito! #AngelyBella

@hoxsys001 I understand your pain brother 😌

@kuti_ Im saying bro sleeping like a slug

“He has to have some kind of disease, nobody should be sleeping like that”💀

@bigOracle_ @justmercy__ She don vex block me😂 Cat😼🌚

@justmercy__ @kuti_ 😂

I was dating this church girl who was a pastor’s daughter. very navghty, love’s dirty talks but act all holy and righteous outside. On night while we were chatting she asked me what my sexual fantasies were and I told her. I now asked of hers and this girl dropped a long list of sexual fantasies I haven’t heard of and asked us to do anǎl sèx first since it’s the first on the list, that she had always wanted to do it whenever she sees people do it in p0rn videos. At first I wasn’t comfortable with it but I later agreed because we both wanted to explore. So one Friday morning she ditched class to come over to my place. Few minutes after she got to my place we started kissing and fore-playing then I brought out my lubricant, made sure it was well lubricated and ready for what was coming. Then I slide it in, it was her first so I was a bit gentle. I later increased my pace, then came the awkward moment, she just blast the whole place with watery poops 💩. I became furious immediately, seeing how messed up my bed is, I asked if she was purging and she said “yes” and apologized. She later washed the bedsheets that morning before leaving but I had to throw that bedsheet away cos it was already stained with poops and it refused to come out after washing it. After that awkward moment I swore to never try that sh!t ever again.

@opeagbo07 @big_zehrry @heis_Damian E be like you Dey like yam😏

@big_zehrry @heis_Damian If you don’t mind Can I get to know you better ?

I feel more confident staying indoor than outside ❤️😊

@hoxsys001 @big_zehrry 🌚

@big_zehrry 🤣🤣🤣🤣Guyy funny enough this thing nor vex me 😂😂😭

@CFC_OBED @Funding001 Over 1.5🤝

Name one thing that will happen in this Chelsea - Manchester United game

@iamT_TWYNE Sharp!😌

Fuck the government, they steady fooling us Bullion van flows, dem still de bully us Band A band B C as dem de package us light at the end of tunnel be like dem don cut am off…

@instablog9ja Bro woke up and chose the "Steal the Tank" mission in real life. 😂

My man go Dey regret😂

@Jantar127 @bigOracle_ 😒

@bigOracle_ You tried, you learned, you binned the sheets ,respect for not ghosting immediately. Lesson for the timeline: always do an enema talk first if you’re going anal. Never again indeed 😂

@justmercy__ @bigOracle_ Copy copy

@bigOracle_ Respect for not ghosting her immediately and for her even trying to wash the sheets. But yeah… that mattress and bedding had to go. Lesson learned the hard (and messy) way: anal ain’t for the unprepared. Never again indeed, some experiments are better left in the fantasy folder.

@bigOracle_ Holy shit

@bigOracle_ @paco_scoot Dead nko?🤧

@paco_scoot Who fit catch this boy for me alive

This one na case study😂💀

Real

@thenihiin Wahala don Dey be that oh🤧

Why do men cry on their wedding day?

You don enter problem😭😖

Nothing 😌